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Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!
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| 10/9/2009
Posted on 10/09/2009 9:23:05 AM PDT by atc23
Barack Hussien Obama wins the Indy 500 for the 4th consecutive time. Rest of field declines to test his mettle - refuse to finish race!
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KEYWORDS: cicero; humor; number666; wins; zero
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To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:36:06 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: atc23
Our Dear Leader has spoken!
It’s not that I actually ever drove a race car or entered the race. I won because it was my desire to win. I think therefore I win!
ALL HAIL OBAMA!!!!!
To: keepitreal
This is more fun than last Friday when he and Michelle lost the Olympics!Didn't you know the Nobel is the consolation prize for his not being able to produce billions for his thug cronies in the Chicago Olympics?
BTW, it couldn't possibly be legitimate...remember, Rush told us Oprah ATE Norway!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:37:36 AM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
To: keepitreal
I have it on good authority that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee has threatened to kick the butts of every member of the entire International Olympic Committee because of that...
Or, at least, they threatened to have a food fight over it...
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:37:51 AM PDT
by
Zeppo
(Save the cheerleader, save the world...)
To: atc23; tubebender; happydogx2; glock rocks; NYTexan; WestCoastGal; Pete-R-Bilt; GRRRRR; ...
What’s next, the Daytona 500????
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:38:13 AM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(The IOC is racist!)
To: atc23
MSN lies once again! Barry wasn't actually driving...
To: keepitreal
27
posted on
10/09/2009 9:38:48 AM PDT
by
Canedawg
(FUBO)
To: GalaxieFiveHundred
Correction: MSM
To: atc23
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:40:34 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: atc23
I guess this means he’s really a race-ist!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:43:46 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
To: Fiddlstix
Figures Zer0 would be good at going around in circles.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:57:00 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: dead
Put in his hand a copy of his birth certificate, with
him saying come and get it....
To: atc23
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posted on
10/09/2009 4:20:35 PM PDT
by
mojitojoe
(Socialism is just the last “feel good” step on the path to Communism and its slavery. Lenin)
To: atc23
Obamaximum Leader solves Fermat’s Last Theorem, the Riemann Hypothesis and the Goldbach Conjecture; awarded Nobel Prize in Mathematics.
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