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Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!
Pravda | 10/9/2009

Posted on 10/09/2009 9:23:05 AM PDT by atc23

Barack Hussien Obama wins the Indy 500 for the 4th consecutive time. Rest of field declines to test his mettle - refuse to finish race!


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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping?


21 posted on 10/09/2009 9:36:06 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: atc23

Our Dear Leader has spoken!

It’s not that I actually ever drove a race car or entered the race. I won because it was my desire to win. I think therefore I win!

ALL HAIL OBAMA!!!!!


22 posted on 10/09/2009 9:37:26 AM PDT by grumpygresh
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To: keepitreal
This is more fun than last Friday when he and Michelle lost the Olympics!

Didn't you know the Nobel is the consolation prize for his not being able to produce billions for his thug cronies in the Chicago Olympics?

BTW, it couldn't possibly be legitimate...remember, Rush told us Oprah ATE Norway!

23 posted on 10/09/2009 9:37:36 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
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To: keepitreal
I have it on good authority that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee has threatened to kick the butts of every member of the entire International Olympic Committee because of that...

Or, at least, they threatened to have a food fight over it...

24 posted on 10/09/2009 9:37:51 AM PDT by Zeppo (Save the cheerleader, save the world...)
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To: atc23; tubebender; happydogx2; glock rocks; NYTexan; WestCoastGal; Pete-R-Bilt; GRRRRR; ...

What’s next, the Daytona 500????


25 posted on 10/09/2009 9:38:13 AM PDT by SouthTexas (The IOC is racist!)
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To: atc23
MSN lies once again! Barry wasn't actually driving...


26 posted on 10/09/2009 9:38:36 AM PDT by GalaxieFiveHundred
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To: keepitreal

Lemons——>Lemonade


27 posted on 10/09/2009 9:38:48 AM PDT by Canedawg (FUBO)
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To: GalaxieFiveHundred
Correction: MSM
28 posted on 10/09/2009 9:39:54 AM PDT by GalaxieFiveHundred
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29 posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:34 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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I guess this means he’s really a race-ist!


30 posted on 10/09/2009 9:43:46 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
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To: Fiddlstix

Figures Zer0 would be good at going around in circles.


31 posted on 10/09/2009 9:57:00 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: dead

Put in his hand a copy of his birth certificate, with
him saying come and get it....


32 posted on 10/09/2009 10:36:38 AM PDT by savage woman
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33 posted on 10/09/2009 4:20:35 PM PDT by mojitojoe (Socialism is just the last “feel good” step on the path to Communism and its slavery. Lenin)
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Obamaximum Leader solves Fermat’s Last Theorem, the Riemann Hypothesis and the Goldbach Conjecture; awarded Nobel Prize in Mathematics.


34 posted on 10/09/2009 4:54:48 PM PDT by wildandcrazyrussian
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