

“Honey. I’ll be home early tonight. I’ve been fired for spilling the beans.”
Mr Coffey was checking his rear when a loud explosion caused the load of beans he was carrying to escape.
;^)
First in with the “Blazing Saddles” jokes.
Who’s got the chili con carne with beans recipe?
So-Pak-Co should get hit with the tab for this. How do build a gate, which you know will be used by tractor-trailers, in a spot which doesn’t leave room for a tractor-trailer between the gate and the railroad tracks? The driver must have pulled up as far as he could, because he was concerned enough about the distance to walk back and check. He’s lucky he wasn’t seriously injured by flying debris.
I’m not a big fan of building codes, government construction inspectors, etc, but really, this specific brand of idiocy, this close to an active railroad track, should be illegal. The driveway approach also appears to be substantially raised, over a drainage pipe, so there’s no way a large/tall vehicle could pull off sideways upon realizing the gate was closed and a train was coming.
But of course, instead of rooting out and destroying really dangerous construction like this, the code enforcers are running around issuing citations for porch railings that are an inch too low, and sinks that have an S-trap drain pipe instead of P-trap drain pipe.
More like “Not So Swift” trucking company.


"Spill the beans, whoaaa, spill the beans..."
I drive a big truck ,, I always feel bad for the driver.
At least it was not the secret recipe baked beans. WHEW
Beans and Coffey? What were they thinking?
Bobby Coffey, the driver of the Swift Transportation tractor-trailer
So, they were Coffey beans?
Swift: Sure wish Ihadda faster truck.