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1 posted on 10/06/2009 1:23:27 PM PDT by Willie Green
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2 posted on 10/06/2009 1:26:38 PM PDT by earlJam
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To: Willie Green; stevie_d_64

“Honey. I’ll be home early tonight. I’ve been fired for spilling the beans.”


3 posted on 10/06/2009 1:27:21 PM PDT by GulfBreeze (Palin 2012 - For The Change You Wanted!!!)
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To: Willie Green

Mr Coffey was checking his rear when a loud explosion caused the load of beans he was carrying to escape.


4 posted on 10/06/2009 1:28:58 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: Willie Green
I'll see those in Aldi's real soon.

;^)

5 posted on 10/06/2009 1:30:31 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
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To: Willie Green

First in with the “Blazing Saddles” jokes.


6 posted on 10/06/2009 1:31:08 PM PDT by garyhope ( It's world war IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islamofascism.)
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To: Willie Green
Toss a few tomatoes on that plus some spices and you have some good eatin’, right there.
8 posted on 10/06/2009 1:32:24 PM PDT by llevrok (As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
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To: Willie Green

Who’s got the chili con carne with beans recipe?


9 posted on 10/06/2009 1:34:18 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Willie Green

So-Pak-Co should get hit with the tab for this. How do build a gate, which you know will be used by tractor-trailers, in a spot which doesn’t leave room for a tractor-trailer between the gate and the railroad tracks? The driver must have pulled up as far as he could, because he was concerned enough about the distance to walk back and check. He’s lucky he wasn’t seriously injured by flying debris.

I’m not a big fan of building codes, government construction inspectors, etc, but really, this specific brand of idiocy, this close to an active railroad track, should be illegal. The driveway approach also appears to be substantially raised, over a drainage pipe, so there’s no way a large/tall vehicle could pull off sideways upon realizing the gate was closed and a train was coming.

But of course, instead of rooting out and destroying really dangerous construction like this, the code enforcers are running around issuing citations for porch railings that are an inch too low, and sinks that have an S-trap drain pipe instead of P-trap drain pipe.


10 posted on 10/06/2009 1:35:18 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: Willie Green

More like “Not So Swift” trucking company.


11 posted on 10/06/2009 1:35:25 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Willie Green
"We've got beans everywhere,"....
12 posted on 10/06/2009 1:36:07 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Willie Green
Beans, beans
The musical fruit
The more you spill
The more they loot
13 posted on 10/06/2009 1:39:31 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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"Spill the beans, whoaaa, spill the beans..."

14 posted on 10/06/2009 1:40:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Willie Green

I drive a big truck ,, I always feel bad for the driver.


17 posted on 10/06/2009 1:43:14 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Willie Green

At least it was not the secret recipe baked beans. WHEW


20 posted on 10/06/2009 2:22:56 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Willie Green

Beans and Coffey? What were they thinking?


21 posted on 10/06/2009 2:23:46 PM PDT by green pastures
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To: Willie Green
Looks like a hill of beans.

Bobby Coffey, the driver of the Swift Transportation tractor-trailer

So, they were Coffey beans?

22 posted on 10/06/2009 2:40:42 PM PDT by Defiant (Hey socialists-- We're right, we fight, get used to it.)
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To: Willie Green

Swift: Sure wish Ihadda faster truck.


24 posted on 10/06/2009 2:52:24 PM PDT by Royal Wulff
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