They buried the lede again.(my optimistic half)
They purposely got the headline wrong.(My inner realist)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
*smiles*...gives Odumbo his out for failing cap and tax
2 posted on
10/02/2009 6:58:41 PM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
United Nations admits global warming cannot be stopped>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
At LAST. Thats the end of it. Now we can expect to hear nothing more about stopping it.
Whew, I was beginning to get tired of listening to them too!
3 posted on
10/02/2009 6:59:33 PM PDT by
Candor7
(The effective weapons against Fascism are ridicule, derision, and truth (Member NRA)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Does that mean we’re all gonna die?
4 posted on
10/02/2009 7:01:30 PM PDT by
JPG
(Obama...a 24/7 nightmare.)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
So let’s not worry about it then. I’ve always thought trying to control the weather was a goofy idea anyway. Most of us went out and bought sweaters and umbrellas when we figured out that we aren’t really the freaky little gods we thought we were.
5 posted on
10/02/2009 7:01:56 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(I don't remember Americans being called "racists" when we fought against Hillarycare.)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
What happens when you surrender to an imaginary enemy?
6 posted on
10/02/2009 7:02:03 PM PDT by
LikeLight
(http://www.believersguidetolegalissues.com)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
how about no global warming
7 posted on
10/02/2009 7:02:10 PM PDT by
dalebert
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
It's worse than that.
Not only can Global Warming not be stopped, it can't even be started!
Apparently hell is freezing over...
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.8 posted on
10/02/2009 7:02:39 PM PDT by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
I think I’ll go see if there are still summer clothes at the outlet malls. I may need them this Winter.
9 posted on
10/02/2009 7:04:36 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
I'm gonna try to be the first on my block to sport a few palm trees.
ML/NJ
10 posted on
10/02/2009 7:08:14 PM PDT by
ml/nj
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Next, they need to work on stopping urf quakes and volcanoes. All they have to do is tax us enough and urf quakes and volcanoes will go away, too. See? We need to sequester the tectonic plate energy, and cap and trade the volcanoes. Done!
12 posted on
10/02/2009 7:18:10 PM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Climate researchers now predict...
yawn
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Neither can global COOLING be stopped.
14 posted on
10/02/2009 7:34:28 PM PDT by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
since the earth has been cooling since ~2001, i fail to see the problem...
15 posted on
10/02/2009 7:34:50 PM PDT by
Chode
(American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
He noted that since 2000 alone, the average rate of melting at 30 glaciers in nine mountain ranges has doubled compared with the rate during the previous two decades. "These are not things that are in dispute in terms of data," he said. "They are actually physically measurable." 
FOR SALE: One unused Ark, 90% complete, $1,000,000 - As Is.
16 posted on
10/02/2009 7:37:20 PM PDT by
RoadKingSE
(How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
sea level might rise by as much as six feet by 2100 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
And it might NOT!
17 posted on
10/02/2009 8:21:05 PM PDT by
StACase
(Global Warming is CRAP!)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Care to guess what is causing the major temperature shifts in the worlds Oceans displayed within the raw Unisys temperature animation below ? Here is a hint. It is not humans.
To: Halfmanhalfamazing; rdl6989; Little Bill; IrishCatholic; Normandy; ...
20 posted on
10/02/2009 8:43:56 PM PDT by
steelyourfaith
(Limit all U.S. politicians to two terms: One in office and one in prison!)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Why employ scientists? We have the UN to make all our science-based decisions for us!
22 posted on
10/03/2009 1:47:46 AM PDT by
TurtleUp
([...Insert today's quote from Community-Organizer-in-Chief...] - Obama, YOU LIE!)
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