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Obama Joke of the Day (Gotta love those good ole boys from Texas!) :-)

Posted on 10/01/2009 12:27:39 PM PDT by humble and shy

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," t he cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Wait a minute, are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of thi s country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."


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1 posted on 10/01/2009 12:27:39 PM PDT by humble and shy
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To: humble and shy

Now that’s funny


2 posted on 10/01/2009 12:29:16 PM PDT by the long march
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To: humble and shy

ROFL! Good one!


3 posted on 10/01/2009 12:30:38 PM PDT by Sister_T
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To: humble and shy

LOL! That’s a winner!


4 posted on 10/01/2009 12:32:49 PM PDT by GloriaJane (http://www.last.fm/user/GloriaJane)
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To: humble and shy

Smart little critters those flies are! :D


5 posted on 10/01/2009 12:33:39 PM PDT by ninergold3 ("Has it ever occurred to you that nothing occurs to God?" -Mark Lowry)
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To: Squantos

Ping.


6 posted on 10/01/2009 12:34:03 PM PDT by verity (Obama Lies)
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To: humble and shy

Thank you too much!


7 posted on 10/01/2009 12:34:33 PM PDT by JohnQ1 (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: humble and shy

Making “them flies” smarter than 53% of American voters.


8 posted on 10/01/2009 12:36:11 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland (How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
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To: humble and shy

Gotta love the humor of Texas, right there.


9 posted on 10/01/2009 12:40:07 PM PDT by llevrok (As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
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To: humble and shy

Circle flies around a post turtle.


10 posted on 10/01/2009 12:46:59 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2 million for Sarah Palin if she runs; What will you do?)
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To: humble and shy

MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


11 posted on 10/01/2009 12:48:52 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: humble and shy

HA!


12 posted on 10/01/2009 1:05:05 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a winner!

...which must explain the rate at which he is deciding what to do in Afghanistan.

Cheers!

13 posted on 10/01/2009 1:35:50 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: humble and shy

Thanks !


14 posted on 10/01/2009 2:50:45 PM PDT by jimt
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To: humble and shy

Dont Mess with TEXAS!


15 posted on 10/01/2009 3:28:28 PM PDT by ballplayer
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To: verity

Sweet !!

Obama is such a piece’o crap !!!!


16 posted on 10/01/2009 4:31:07 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: humble and shy

That was good!


17 posted on 10/01/2009 5:56:54 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I had forgotten that post turtle joke. Here's a reminder:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, who‘s hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to talk about President Obama.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place.

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18 posted on 10/02/2009 7:02:08 AM PDT by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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To: humble and shy

My dad just sent me this joke in an email.
Pretty funny.


19 posted on 10/14/2009 11:40:04 AM PDT by smokingfrog (No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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