~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

[Lucky9teen]

Our President, Mr. Obama,
Governs with cool, never drama.
His sweet words can thrill,
But his policies kill.
Fine language won’t hide bloody trauma.


NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY

There once was a guy named Barack
Who loved to hear himself talk
He bought all the banks
Then wanted our thanks
Though he put all our children in hock



A mandate the Dems thought he’d get
More liberal than center, you bet
But we never knew
How badly He’d do
While piling up trillions in debt



Our president knows how to parse
Golden words into nebulous farce
But he makes the crowds swoon
And sing along with his tune
‘Cuz the media kisses his arse.



He promised us change and we got it
Though not quite the way that we thought it
To his left he owes debt
To his right, deep regret
And our kids will be broke cause we bought it.

[ShadowAce]

This limerick’s simply sublime
And inspiring in meter and rhyme;
It expresses but nought
With intelligent thought
And to write it used acres of time.

[ShadowAce]

A long time ago an old Squire
Met a pretty young lass in a choir
And said, “Miss, can we dance?”
But she told him, “No chance;
For I fear that I’m Handel’s miss, sire.”

[ShadowAce]

An odd-looking guy from Beruit
Held up banks in a bright-yellow suit;
More bizarre though by far,
He would wave a cigar
And shout, “Freeze there, or else I’ll cheroot.”

[Pharmboy]

Nicely done...we have a theme going on...

[Nabber]

There was a young man from Nanctucket,
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(heh, heh)

[synbad600]

A young and wise entrepreneur
Dressed up as a pimp draped in fur
Undercover he went
To expose a bad scent
And created a hell of a stir

[ShadowAce]

There once was a guy from Kenya
Who scammed people to vote him in, yeah!
Now he’s wrecking the office
As we are finding accomplice’
Who probably come from Chechnya

[TexasCajun]

"I just want to give little Kanye a giant big hug!

[ShadowAce]

There once was a man named Soetero
Who some thought was a hero
But he was a coward
Who never truly flowered
And in office he’s still called a Zero

[synbad600]

There happens to be a great site
It’s run by a man, first name Briet
He never will shrink
He brings out the stink
Of all the Congressional blight

[Sparko]

We have a new President named Hussein,
Many just joke and consider him inane.
Instead he mocks with deeds and speech
the Foundations he seeks to breech,
And his assault on our Nation is quite plain.

[Nateman]

[OB1kNOb]

There once was a guy named Barack
Who loved to hear himself talk
He bought all the banks
Then wanted our thanks
Though he put all our children in hock

[OB1kNOb]

There was a guy named Barry
Who’d be funny if he weren’t so scary
Take him off the world stage
To go earn a Hollywood wage
And he’ll get laughs just like Curly, Moe and Larry

[Pharmboy]

A gay guy who came from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what of which and to whom

[Nabber]

Close, but no banana, Dave.

[OB1kNOb]

I’d like to say “Screw you, Barack!”
And, no it ain’t cuz you’re black
On every issue
You’ve a liberal view
Real accomplishments are what you lack

[OB1kNOb]

Obama will push amnesty
Despite complaints from you and me
Given a border pass
Next, “Protected Class”
But my protest is called bigotry

[OB1kNOb]

Obama criticized Bush and his tactics
Claimed he treated truth and law like elastics
Do Obama not comprehend
That Islam wishes our end?
Wish his parents had used prophylactics