~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

[Lucky9teen]

Our President, Mr. Obama,
Governs with cool, never drama.
His sweet words can thrill,
But his policies kill.
Fine language won’t hide bloody trauma.


NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY

There once was a guy named Barack
Who loved to hear himself talk
He bought all the banks
Then wanted our thanks
Though he put all our children in hock



A mandate the Dems thought he’d get
More liberal than center, you bet
But we never knew
How badly He’d do
While piling up trillions in debt



Our president knows how to parse
Golden words into nebulous farce
But he makes the crowds swoon
And sing along with his tune
‘Cuz the media kisses his arse.



He promised us change and we got it
Though not quite the way that we thought it
To his left he owes debt
To his right, deep regret
And our kids will be broke cause we bought it.

[Lady Jag]

"Just a million" — this is the tally
of the March on D.C... Bamster's rally:
"15,000 fakes
in the Land of the Lakes."
That's the start for the proper finale.

[FreedomHammer]

There once was a union of states
Together they bound all their fates
Along came a sovereign
In design looking more modern
All your self-determination it takes

[OB1kNOb]

There once was a President named Barry,
A narcissist who made many folks wary.
Though he thought himself best
In north, east, south and west,
Reagan’s jockstrap he was not worthy to carry.

[clove]

How True...How True!!!

[OrioleFan]

A “Madam” in the Senate named Boxer
Was a well-knows spender and taxer
As she started to sag,
And we started to gag,
A line item was added for a botoxer.

The speaker, a witch name Pelosi;
On Socialist bills was an indorsee.
She was callous and rank,
And her lies really stank.
She was part of Obama’s mafiosi.

[LongElegantLegs]

I stuck the landing! Woohoo!

[hoagy62]

Obama gives me a bad feelin’
With our freedoms he’s wheelin’ and dealin’
His policies suck
For now with him we’re stuck
He makes me want to go live in New Zealand

[OrioleFan]

An oldie but goodie:

On the island of Wiki-Wiki,
I met a fair maiden named Vickie.
I asked the young miss,
To give me a kiss.
She said, “No tiki, no hickie.”

[Sparko]

Let me atone...

There once was a young man named Barry,
His aides flocked to him and made much merry.
Public speaking to the man came so readily
-as long as the Teleprompter stood steadily -
but when it went down, Gibbs’d think about hara-kiri.

[Sparko]

Badabing!

[hoagy62]

Thanks to Barry, we’re now in bad shape
From his idiocy there’s no escape
He spends all our cash
Our liberty’s trashed
While our freedoms get anally raped.

(Okay...it’s a dark one, I know. Let’s try this one....)

When it finally comes time to resist
Then the ‘gubmint’ will notice...we’re pissed!
When in D.C. they sees us
They’ll be prayin’ to Jesus
When they see all the guns in our fists!

[Responsibility2nd]

[Responsibility2nd]

[Pan_Yan]

Revision 1

Rahmmy was dancing in tights
‘til the splits started giving him frights.
So he got a new gig
feeding peeled grapes and figs
to a arrogant pr*ck who hates whites.

[Sparko]

Good one!

Here’s another to atone.

We have a new pResident named Hussein,
Whose election left our nation in pain
But some see a glimmer of light
Amidst this horrible night
And think we’d be worse off with McCain.

[Pan_Yan]

Paula says "You're a finalist!"

[sunny48]

gross

[sunny48]

When you google where is chuck norris you get this

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

[OB1kNOb]

I need her to tell me that privately. hummana hummana....!

[fredhead]

I haven’t a rhyming bone in my body.

But, I can present this fact.

Once, during a comedy routine, someone from the audience asked Rodney Dangerfield for words of wisdom. His reply:

“Oh, Geez, words of wisdom.......there once was a man from Nantucket.....I get my wisdom off men’s room walls.”

Another fact: The Eagles had a (minor) hit on the Hotel California album with a limerick.

Victim Of Love

What kind of love have you got
You should be home but you’re not
A room full of noise
And dangerous boys
Still make you thirsty and hot