Posted on 09/24/2009 4:33:37 AM PDT by IbJensen
Firefighters dodge sparks as they saw through metal ring into which man had inserted his penis. He used the weight in effort to make it longer, but it got stuck for three days.
In what firefighters described as a once-in-a-lifetime call, officials with the Costa Mesa Fire Departments Urban Search and Rescue squad were summoned early Tuesday morning to Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach to save another mans penis from perishing.
The man, whom authorities declined to identify, other than saying that he was in his 50s, had apparently put his penis through the hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener, two or three days earlier.
The device got stuck, and he couldnt remove it. The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said. In order to remove the ring, firefighters had to use a saw to cut through it.
They said his comment was, This will make me the chief of my tribe, said Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard, who like others in the department, heard about the incident the next morning.
The man thought the weight from the steel object would make his organ longer, but what he did to it almost rendered it useless, authorities said.
The steel collar-like fastener cut off circulation to the mans penis, said Capt. Dave Kearley. As a result, blood could not flow out of it, and it swelled to the point that the man couldnt remove the ring, Kearley said.
Broussard added that doctors at Hoag had told the man, who refused immediate treatment, that if he waited any longer to remove the fastener, the flesh in his penis would die.
He was kind of a wingnut, Broussard said.
Staff kept him in the hospital under a psychiatric hold and called the Fire Department to come remove the item because they didnt have the tools to do it, Broussard said. Medical personnel tied down the man to a table and sedated him for the emergency, he said.
Firefighters had to don full surgery garb, including masks and scrubs.
The men constructed a watering system to keep the sparks from the sawing which were flying half-way across the room from injuring the patient as they cut through the inch-thick ring around his penis.
The delicate procedure took two hours.
They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldnt hit his thing, Broussard said.
If anything, the incident demonstrated the versatility of the city firefighters rescue skills, Broussard said.
If were cutting people out of some kind of building, or if were cutting right up next to somebodys flesh and dont damage his flesh, then its a good day, he said.
LOL! Hubby was looking at the Sphinxes in the latest Cat Fancy and remarking how wrinkled they looked. I mentioned that if you shave any cat bald, it would look the same.
Is that five little Gollums I see? Precious.
I think someone may have snuck a piglet in there. ;^)
Got Wood?
I would not dare mention it was another left-coaster gone over the edge. :)
Wow, and I thought I was Tim the Tool Man for usually getting the job of cutting the stainless steel rings off peoples fingers.
It has taken three or four Dremel tool blades to get a ring off. I have to wonder how many they went through to get this moron’s weight collar off.
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