Posted on 09/24/2009 4:33:37 AM PDT by IbJensen
Firefighters dodge sparks as they saw through metal ring into which man had inserted his penis. He used the weight in effort to make it longer, but it got stuck for three days.
In what firefighters described as a once-in-a-lifetime call, officials with the Costa Mesa Fire Department’s Urban Search and Rescue squad were summoned early Tuesday morning to Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach to save another man’s penis from perishing.
The man, whom authorities declined to identify, other than saying that he was in his 50s, had apparently put his penis through the hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener, two or three days earlier.
The device got stuck, and he couldn’t remove it. The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said. In order to remove the ring, firefighters had to use a saw to cut through it.
“They said his comment was, ‘This will make me the chief of my tribe,’” said Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard, who like others in the department, heard about the incident the next morning.
The man thought the weight from the steel object would make his organ longer, but what he did to it almost rendered it useless, authorities said.
The steel collar-like fastener cut off circulation to the man’s penis, said Capt. Dave Kearley. As a result, blood could not flow out of it, and it swelled to the point that the man couldn’t remove the ring, Kearley said.
Broussard added that doctors at Hoag had told the man, who refused immediate treatment, that if he waited any longer to remove the fastener, the flesh in his penis would die.
“He was kind of a wingnut,” Broussard said.
Staff kept him in the hospital under a psychiatric hold and called the Fire Department to come remove the item because they didn’t have the tools to do it, Broussard said. Medical personnel tied down the man to a table and sedated him for the emergency, he said.
Firefighters had to don full surgery garb, including masks and scrubs.
The men constructed a watering system to keep the sparks from the sawing — which were flying half-way across the room — from injuring the patient as they cut through the inch-thick ring around his penis.
The delicate procedure took two hours.
“They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing,” Broussard said.
If anything, the incident demonstrated the versatility of the city firefighters’ rescue skills, Broussard said.
“If we’re cutting people out of some kind of building, or if we’re cutting right up next to somebody’s flesh and don’t damage his flesh, then it’s a good day,” he said.
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19/07/2005 07:54 - (SA)
San Francisco - A man died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the northwestern United States state of Washington said on Monday.
The man suffered fatal trauma while being sodomised by a stallion at a stud farm that catered to men who wanted sex with animals, Enumclaw Police Commander Eric Sortland told AFP.
"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out," Sortland said.
A cache of hundreds of hours of videotaped man-on-beast sex sessions was found hidden in a field, Sortland said.
"Unfortunately, these people were very diligent in filming their activities," Sortland said of a viewing task detectives have found unpleasant.
Images of the flock of offerings on the bestial dude ranch were relayed over the internet and records indicate men had come from throughout the United States, according to police.
Remember, gentlemen...if it stays up longer than four hours, call your doctor. And someone with a circular saw.
If that happens, I'm placing an ad on Craig's List.
It was a one in a million chance doc, one in a million.
Definitely a nut case.
One Ring to pull it all, One Ring to bind it,
One Ring to swell it all and in the darkness find it
Unlike with the One Ring, his you-know-what became invisible after the ring was was removed.
Uh...or so I've heard.
This is one of those cases where you have to read the articles, not just the headlines. From the PING I thought it was some strange Fight Club altercation.
< /SEINFELD >
DAYUM! Now thats a "real" penis enlargement....big and black too!
The One Ring. I haz one. Doan lettum ful u, dairz mor dan one.
"We've got a bleeder!"
I now understand why ACORN provides assistance to pimps and prostitutes. Thank you for this enlightening comment.
At first I thought it said, “President’s member” and first thought of Biden.
I think I would have killed myself before calling help. No wait, that would mean my family would have to live with that memory. I guess it is better just to live with what God gave me in the first place.
What a dork!
Hey, at least he didn’t talk about Fight Club.
Uh.... wouldn’t that be... “washer”?
Just askin.
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