Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? Ive been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? Youve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, its back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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Just DAMN!!!!
BTW..Is that a Glenn Close “Fatal Attraction” pic above the cooler? LOL (or maybe Bonnie Tyler)
bfl
NIBTP!
(never in before the ping)
We have them in Arizona too!
Oh, eventually, we’ll all need one of those - so enjoy the ride and eat!
Mr. President, are you actually from Kenya? Mr. President, do you really want socialism? Mr. President, you DO want a single payer system don't you?...
Mr. President can you please put the burger down and answer the questions?
Your Burger Says That You are Gluttonous |
You are the ultimate foodie. You're picky about food quality, but you're not picky about eating strange things. You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything. You tend to gravitate toward strong, pungent foods. Even if it means having bad breath! |
That looks awesome!
Well, you leave the area for ten years and things get all out of control! ;0)
I’m here! Late, but here!!
In-n-Out Burger!
I *finally* got to go there just last week in Las Vegas.
:-)
Your Burger Says That You are Gluttonous |
You are likely a fairly picky eater. And you're secretly a little squeamish about some foods. You are bold and resolute in your choices. You don't back down, and you aren't afraid to go at something full force. You are straightforward, honest, and ambitious. You tend to be direct about what you want when it comes to food. You are emotional. You have a big heart, and you tend to go for comfort foods. You have trouble making decisions quickly. Everything looks good to you... especially at a restaurant. |
Burger AND onion rings AND bacon.... YAHOO!
Was it good for you, too?
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