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Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
National 
Day
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.
The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'.
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheeseburgers; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: sunny48; E Rocc
Yep, did it agian. Must have happened when I cleaned up the ending.
Here’s the end of the tale
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...
‘Bet you’re sorry now that you had me neutered’
141
posted on
09/18/2009 9:27:27 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: paulycy
A store manager for that chain makes around $100,000 per year. Nice gig, especially if meals are included.
142
posted on
09/18/2009 9:29:14 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not an Obama "Administration"....it's a "Regime")
To: All
143
posted on
09/18/2009 9:37:10 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: NCC-1701
Gonna need one of those regardless of what I eat.
144
posted on
09/18/2009 9:38:45 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
To: IYAS9YAS
True, but if you eat a lot of those, you might need it sooner than you had planned.
145
posted on
09/18/2009 9:41:40 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
To: sunny48
I’ve seen my friends play golf... they have not brewed enough beer for me to let one of them try that
146
posted on
09/18/2009 9:41:47 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom." - Ayn Rand)
To: sunny48
147
posted on
09/18/2009 9:42:51 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom." - Ayn Rand)
To: r-q-tek86
148
posted on
09/18/2009 9:44:25 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom." - Ayn Rand)
To: Disambiguator
Used to live and work in the Boise area - I miss Big Jud’s.
149
posted on
09/18/2009 9:44:30 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
To: r-q-tek86
150
posted on
09/18/2009 9:45:45 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom." - Ayn Rand)
To: NCC-1701
True, but if you eat a lot of those, you might need it sooner than you had planned.And it will need to be bigger, much bigger. I'd rather die earlier and eat what I like than live longer eating stuff that tastes like crap. ;-)
151
posted on
09/18/2009 9:48:49 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
To: paulycy
The original owenrs and founders would not build a store out of easy driving for them to visit each store when and if they wanted to. The old man died and eventually the wife turned it over to a CEO. I saw them in Elk Grove, south of Sacramento about 12-15 years afo. Don’t know about the bay area.
152
posted on
09/18/2009 9:51:47 AM PDT
by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, passport, and school records.)
To: nufsed
153
posted on
09/18/2009 9:59:04 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom." - Ayn Rand)
To: mylife
I have Cheesy dreams when I do that Take the Cheesy Dream Truck tonight and see if it helps.
154
posted on
09/18/2009 10:17:09 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: paulycy
We must protect the cheeseWe'll need to cut the cheese.
155
posted on
09/18/2009 10:20:44 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: paulycy
OH YEAH!!!!
THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THNKING OF!!!!!!!!!!!!1
156
posted on
09/18/2009 10:29:17 AM PDT
by
Snoopy88
(Calvin was here...)
To: Lady Jag
157
posted on
09/18/2009 11:09:35 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Wanna understand all the problems with this country? Google "Kanye West".)
To: r-q-tek86
158
posted on
09/18/2009 11:19:21 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Wanna understand all the problems with this country? Google "Kanye West".)
To: sunny48
159
posted on
09/18/2009 11:20:55 AM PDT
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
To: Nateman
160
posted on
09/18/2009 11:33:20 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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