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THE CONGRESSMAN & THE LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
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Posted on 09/13/2009 6:32:56 PM PDT by Drango

THE CONGRESSMAN & THE LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A US Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking crisis?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The Congressman, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss banking when you don't know $h*t?'


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 111th; banking
grass....
1 posted on 09/13/2009 6:32:56 PM PDT by Drango
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To: Drango

Mark.


2 posted on 09/13/2009 6:34:24 PM PDT by sport
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To: Drango

HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaha...


3 posted on 09/13/2009 6:35:23 PM PDT by Palladin (ACORN is a criminal enterprise.)
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To: Drango

and they all think that they are health insurance actuaries. I am sure that in their youth, if someone asked them to enroll in an actuarial math class, it was “ya, right ...”.


4 posted on 09/13/2009 6:44:38 PM PDT by campaignPete R-CT
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To: Drango

thanks for the chuckle


5 posted on 09/13/2009 6:47:30 PM PDT by An American! (Proud To Be An American!)
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To: Drango

LOL


6 posted on 09/13/2009 6:57:50 PM PDT by I Hate Obama ("Life Is Like A Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get." -Forest Gump)
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To: Drango
LOL
7 posted on 09/13/2009 7:06:05 PM PDT by stripes1776 ("That if gold rust, what shall iron do?" --Chaucer)
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To: Drango
A cow is 75% more efficent with the food (cellouse in grass) that it eats than is a horse?

Humans and most other mammals cannot digest cellouse.

8 posted on 09/13/2009 7:07:21 PM PDT by blam
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To: Drango

TY!


9 posted on 09/13/2009 7:09:51 PM PDT by gilor (Pull the wool over your own eyes!)
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To: Drango

Thanks for the laugh!


10 posted on 09/13/2009 7:22:46 PM PDT by GOPJ (ObamaCare - a scam that would make Madoff blush...)
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To: blam
Well, I’ll hand it to you. You know your poop.
11 posted on 09/13/2009 7:35:10 PM PDT by cc2k (Are you better off today than you were $4,000,000,000,000 ago?)
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To: Drango

A must send to the congressional budget committee....


12 posted on 09/13/2009 7:36:50 PM PDT by sniper63 (Silent and stealthy - one shot - one kill)
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To: Drango

Good one! ROTFLMAO!


13 posted on 09/13/2009 7:44:44 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: cc2k
"Well, I’ll hand it to you. You know your poop. "

Funny, huh.

You'd think I was a farmer or something like that, instead, I'm a retired chip-maker. (no not potato)

I learned that studying archaeology...apparently the ratio of cow to horse bones over a set period of time and a set location can indicate a drought in that time frame. More horses than cows would die off because less food would have a bigger impact on the horses.

14 posted on 09/13/2009 7:46:31 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam

see, that right there is why i love free republic. i learn something interesting every day. my brothers say i am a fountain of useless trivia, i grew up on a farm, and yet i did not know that. thank you. :)


15 posted on 09/13/2009 7:55:10 PM PDT by madamemayhem (defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
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To: madamemayhem
"See, that right there is why I love free republic. I learn something interesting every day."

Me too.

16 posted on 09/13/2009 8:05:47 PM PDT by blam
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