The Authors.
Posted on 09/04/2009 5:47:45 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Someone has ranked 53 incoming Yale freshmen women based on how many beers it would take for guys to find them attractive and sent out an e-mail with what’s called the "The Preseason Scouting Report."
The e-mail sender was anonymous, but whoever it is, is causing some outrage on the ivy-league campus less than a week into the school year.
The rating system uses words like "sobriety, " five beers," or "10 beers," and women say the feel victimized and university officials are trying to track who sent the e-mail.
Freshman Karen Molokoch found out about the e-mail from a suite mate and said she does not want to see it.
Racy Freshmen Women "Scouting Report" Angers Yale "I wouldn't give the list that kind of attention because that would show that it has some kind of significance," she said. “It seems like it would be extremely upsetting to have that come out like that, just the way they were rated was pretty offensive,” Alice Walton, a Yale student, said. “I totally thought high school cattiness was over, I though I escaped all that coming here. I mean it was definitely shocking,” Farlah Kahn, another Yale student , said. Despite the hard feelings over the letter, Michael Jones, a junior, doesn't think the letter reflects poorly on Yale. "They're college kids. Everybody is entitled to a mistake. I just hope the list doesn't hurt anyone who's on it," Jones said.
Yale administrators are not sure if there will be a punishment.
The list is not the first time Yale students have been fodder for salacious publications.
Last year, several students found themselves on the Web site Juicy Campus, a collection of gossip from campuses across the country, where anyone could make obscene and sometimes slanderous comments.
Boys will be Boys.
Not anymore. If boys are caught being boys, they will undergo a multi-step process to eradicate such anti-social behavior and turn them into psycholgical eunuchs, homosexuals, or other liberal archetypes.
Masculinity on campus is only tolerable in butch lesbians (and the guy that kills the spiders).
I’m sure this idiot Yalie will go into politics and run for Prez someday.
Where is this said report?
The Authors.
Reminds me of an old Alaska Fisherman’s story.
Some of you have heard of Dutch Harbor - way out on the Aleutian Chain and the site of Japanese bombing during WWII. Today, it is a massive fishing site.
As you get further out, the pickin get slim.
The question was asked - What is a Dutch Harbor 10?
Answer - Seattle 4 with a 6-pack
Thats funny stuff.
Sad but true.
lol. Beer goggles have gotten me in trouble before.
When an unattractive person cannot be pointed out as being what they are, we have taken correctness to its farthest end.
Homely - She has natural beauty.
Ugly - She has neutral beauty.
Back in college B.E.(before email) some of us guys would set up lounge chairs at coed keggers and would rate the girls...of course the girls that learned to keep our pitchers full were always rated the highest due to their possessing a very desirable trait. I ended up marrying the cheeky one that thought she could drink out of my pitcher just because she kept it full.
When Columbia started admitting the boodstock from The Barnyard, a number of the Columbia gentlemen underwent self-mutilation and hence, the sudden initiation and climatic increase of the Columbia Club of Eunuchs. Parenthetically and as it relates to Yale, the Yalie females do explain the substantial number of Yalie Malies, the largest homosexual sub-set in the Ivy League.
Why the Columbia lads chose eunuch status and the Yalies went for pitcher and catcher remains an an academic mystery - no doubt, research material for yet another not to be read Doctoral Thesis.
“I wouldn’t give the list that kind of attention because that would show that it has some kind of significance,” she said. “It seems like it would be extremely upsetting to have that come out like that, just the way they were rated was pretty offensive,” Alice Walton, a Yale student, said. “I totally thought high school cattiness was over, I though I escaped all that coming here. I mean it was definitely shocking,” Farlah Kahn, another Yale student , said
must take ten for them
In other words, why did Columbia lads choose "eunuchs" as an operating system?
I think this is a great idea.
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