Naked neighbour ‘put me off men’(and sausages)

Get Reading.Com ^ | September 02, 2009 | Anna Roberts

[paulycy]

Frightening.

[John123]

Not that your neighbor peed behind his tool shed...... but that it would have made such an impression on you, unbelievable.

And here is what is really sad about this story... it happened 20 years ago... and unfortunately I still remember my roommate's descriptive story of the barbarian next door... :)

[Neets]

That doesn’t look like any penis I have ever seen.

[Slings and Arrows]

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

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[Sparko]

“Denise Woodage saw oddball Darlow pleasuring himself in his back garden in Churchwood Walk, Calcot, and frequently spotted him going about his chores naked – save for a pair of boots.”

For the pleasuring buff - a scientific addendum:

Due to their habit of often exploding due to shrinkage of the tight skin during cooking, (sausages) are commonly referred to as bangers.

[Ditter]

The comparison with Barney Frank is hilarious! Except for the ears I see a pretty strong resemblance. Do you suppose those are her ear lobes or flesh colored earrings?

[Contra]

"Your mother looks like Hazel, Hazel really puts your mother to shame.

George Costanza

[Ditter]

Barbarian? It is really not that bad or unusual.

[Paladin2]

"...Hooray for Hazel, there's tears in her eyes Hooray for Hazel, she know how to cry Hooray for Hazel, she's meek as a dove Hooray for Hazel, she's beggin' for love Hooray for Hazel, there's tears in her eyes Hooray for Hazel, she know how to cry"

Tommy Roe?

[Ronin]

I am reminded of the old Benny Hill gag...

"Viking" attacking English village.

"Rape!! Pillage!! Rape!! Pillage!! Rape!! Pillage!!...

Enters English cottage where "woman" similar to the one in the picture above resides. Exits quickly and nervously....

Pillage!! Pillage!! Pillage!!

[dfwgator]

Or the Rodney Dangerfield joke,

“This woman was so ugly, that two men broke into her apartment, she cried “Rape”, and the men yelled, ‘NOOOOO!’”

[TheOldLady]

If you have a naked neighbor, and you don’t like it, don’t look at him. Duh.

[ApplegateRanch]

The 54-year-old, who is mum to Hazel, 26, told the Post she was now anti-men as a result of seeing Darlow

Toad in the hole.

[Slings and Arrows]

Well, now that The Swimmer is dead, anyway.

[Titan Magroyne]

Thank you for explaining, for I have always wondered.

Now what is mash, as in “bangers-and-”? Is the dish merely mashed potatos?

[Sparko]

The Internet is so giganormous, they even have a bangers and mash website for bangers ;)

http://bangersnmash.com/

How to make bangers & mash

http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_401_make-bangers-mash.html

and how to serve them
http://www.ehow.com/video_2298499_serving-bangers-mash.html

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

This is hilarious, but what is it about England and fat drama-queen welfare cases pleading helplessness? Such as this one from a few weeks back... As a social trend, it's really quite disturbing.

[Titan Magroyne]

Yummy! Good, filling comfort food right there!

Just so long as my mind remains unscarred by correlating it to my neighbor walking about nekkid, that is. :-P

[Sparko]

*that* might be a problem. Difficult to erase those images.