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Naked neighbour ‘put me off men’(and sausages)
Get Reading.Com ^ | September 02, 2009 | Anna Roberts

Posted on 09/02/2009 1:23:26 PM PDT by llevrok

The victim of garden pervert Paul Darlow – who told a court he had put her off men and sausages for life – has told how she still suffers flashbacks.

Denise Woodage saw oddball Darlow pleasuring himself in his back garden in Churchwood Walk, Calcot, and frequently spotted him going about his chores naked – save for a pair of boots.

Naked gardener 'puts neighbour off sausages'

Darlow faced trial at Reading Crown Court after denying indecent exposure with intent to cause alarm or distress but was convicted last Friday. He was jailed for six weeks.

The 54-year-old, who is mum to Hazel, 26, told the Post she was now anti-men as a result of seeing Darlow’s “pale and hairy” body in the November chill and is now on anti-depressants.

Mrs Woodage, who does not work, first saw the 53-year-old flashing in March 2008. She complained to police and they installed CCTV.

In November 2008 – after capturing Darlow on film flashing his bits yet again – he was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

He initially denied the incidents but during his trial, before Judge Zoë Smith, he confessed to touching himself outdoors.

However, he claimed he did not realise Mrs Woodage could see his actions and he did not intend to cause her distress – a claim the jury did not believe.

Mrs Woodage told the Post: “I am now on anti-depressants and also sleeping tablets – this has really affected me. There are not many houses in this street and [there are] a lot of children. I would’ve hated for them to see Darlow flashing.

“I didn’t even know his name when I first saw him but I was horrified. I couldn’t believe it.

“He looks younger than he is and he was well-endowed and really hairy.

“It has put me off men.

“Initially I didn’t think anyone would believe me. When it happened again I raced over to my neighbour’s house – I didn’t want to go to another neighbour as he has a poor heart and I was worried about the shock. This has affected me so much. I do not like going out now. He has been given a jail sentence but I have received a life sentence.”

Sarah Darlow, Darlow’s wife, told the Post yesterday: “I stuck by him throughout the case but now I have left him. He obviously needs help and he said he is willing to get it.”

Darlow was also given a Sexual Offences Prohibition Order which will run indefinitely and prohibits him from exposing his genitals in front of members of the public.

And he was ordered to sign the Sexual Offenders’ Register for seven years



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cocktailweenie; napl; viennasausages
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To: llevrok
"...who is mum to Hazel, 26...."

Shouldn't we be seeing pics of Hazel? (Hurrah for Hazel...)

21 posted on 09/02/2009 1:39:26 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: llevrok

22 posted on 09/02/2009 1:40:55 PM PDT by smokingfrog (No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: llevrok

I’m reminded of the time my roommate was working in the back yard... and saw our neighbor peeing at the back of his tool shed... ugh.


23 posted on 09/02/2009 1:42:14 PM PDT by John123 (If Teddy was the lion of the senate... then we were the prey.)
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To: llevrok

Try your partner it’s fun...opps I am sorry....now where is my beer???


24 posted on 09/02/2009 1:42:18 PM PDT by GregB (George Soros is the Anti Christ!!!!!)
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To: llevrok

I like those adult beverages, but I also like vodka, scotch, tequila, ouzo, Becherovka, Pernod and lots of good wine.


25 posted on 09/02/2009 1:45:05 PM PDT by IbJensen (If Catholic voters were true to their faith there would be no abortion and no President Obama.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Is that Bwarney’s banger?


26 posted on 09/02/2009 1:45:54 PM PDT by IbJensen (If Catholic voters were true to their faith there would be no abortion and no President Obama.)
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To: llevrok

Nobody and I mean NOBODY has ever had a go at that.


27 posted on 09/02/2009 1:46:53 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Phantom Lord

Looks like she is pleasuring herself a fore the camera.


28 posted on 09/02/2009 1:48:34 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: IbJensen
(Was he wearing glasses?)

He was wearing one glass.

"Look ma - no hands!"

29 posted on 09/02/2009 1:48:45 PM PDT by library user
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


30 posted on 09/02/2009 1:50:56 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: All

LMAO..just..LMAO! I needed a comedy break today!


31 posted on 09/02/2009 1:52:07 PM PDT by SandyLynn
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To: John123
Unbelievable story!

Not that your neighbor peed behind his tool shed...... but that it would have made such an impression on you, unbelievable.

32 posted on 09/02/2009 1:56:41 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: IbJensen

Bangers.

Winner of the Pun of the Day Award! ! !


33 posted on 09/02/2009 2:03:57 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: a fool in paradise

Good comparison./Just Asking - seoul62......


34 posted on 09/02/2009 2:06:09 PM PDT by seoul62
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To: llevrok

****Darlow was also given a Sexual Offences Prohibition Order which will run indefinitely and prohibits him from exposing his genitals in front of members of the public. ***

What we have just learned is that before this incident, he was free to expose his sausages publicly.....


35 posted on 09/02/2009 2:08:38 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: Boardwalk
Some time just letting fly with what you want to say is worth it.

I myself have no filter and will pretty much just blurt out whatever I damn well please.

36 posted on 09/02/2009 2:10:32 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: llevrok

Frank and beans..


37 posted on 09/02/2009 2:28:19 PM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: llevrok

Yea, and now I am allergic to clams.


38 posted on 09/02/2009 2:39:47 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: llevrok
Denise Woodage saw oddball Darlow pleasuring himself in his back garden

Did they get the surnames reversed?

39 posted on 09/02/2009 3:19:44 PM PDT by mikrofon ("Off Sausages and Men" by D. Woodage)
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To: llevrok

40 posted on 09/02/2009 3:22:14 PM PDT by PureSolace (Trust in God)
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