“Denise Woodage saw oddball Darlow pleasuring himself in his back garden in Churchwood Walk, Calcot, and frequently spotted him going about his chores naked – save for a pair of boots.”
For the pleasuring buff - a scientific addendum:
Due to their habit of often exploding due to shrinkage of the tight skin during cooking, (sausages) are commonly referred to as bangers.
Thank you for explaining, for I have always wondered.
Now what is mash, as in “bangers-and-”? Is the dish merely mashed potatos?