Posted on 09/01/2009 12:23:37 PM PDT by billorites
A Maine man caught peering up at a girl from below an outhouse toilet seat four years ago stands accused of crawling into another pit toilet on White Mountain National Forest property in New Hampshire.
A federal affidavit indicates 49-year-old Gary J. Moody of Pittson confessed to repeating his previous act on Memorial Day. Federal agents sought Moody out after a 9-year-old boy saw him climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground. Two witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse.
Forest Service special agent William Fors wrote Moody initially said he climbed into the waste-filled pit to retrieve a T-shirt. Four years ago, he said he was retrieving his wedding ring.
Fors wrote Moody eventually confessed climbing into outhouse pits on more than two occasions.
Shitty story.
No no no no no no nononononononono.
C’mon...someone had to say it...all that toilet joke needed was a rim shot...
I think this guy could be the leader of a new movement...
It’s just too vivid an image for me. Some man squatting in a pit under a porta potty. And the phrase “$h!t eating grin” comes to mind. No. Just no. Too much. I won’t use the bathroom at my park for weeks.
“Too much. I won’t use the bathroom at my park for weeks.”
I’m sure that will leave the poor fellow pissed off...
If he wants to do that just piss on him.
Drop him in, head first!
Chester the Molestor ?
Tidy Bowl Man?
"What are you doing in there?!!!"
"My coat fell in!"
"WHAT?! You don't want that stinky coat no more!"
"I KNOW! But I had a sandwich in the POCKET!!!" < /Rudy Ray Moore joke >
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