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To: Max_850

Just suprised she did not try to put out the FIRE by pouring her bottle of Vodka on it...

Spell check is your friend....


12 posted on 08/28/2009 7:35:43 AM PDT by Max_850
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To: Max_850
Just suprised she did not try to put out the FIRE by pouring her bottle of Vodka on it...

Hey now! Don't be so hard on yourself.

I've heard people here in North Carolina call a fire a "far" off and on for years! We've gotta watch out for those forest fars, ya know. ;)

17 posted on 08/28/2009 7:40:40 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Max_850
Spell check is your friend....

Here in the South, that's how we pronounce the word "FIRE".

....which reminds me of a joke.

Southern Baptist biblical scholars figured out the 3 wise men were actually Fire Fighters. Their reasoning? Simple really, they had all just come from a "far".
21 posted on 08/28/2009 7:45:20 AM PDT by 109ACS (Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed!)
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To: Max_850
Spell check is your friend....

i had thought you meant to say "far,"... i liked it...

31 posted on 08/28/2009 7:54:13 AM PDT by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: Max_850
Spell check is your friend....

Fire... far, it all depends on where you live :)

My dad used to start fars, and he had R in his tires, and the bombers that he worked on dropped bums!

But spell check is my friend, and a close one too, I might add!

32 posted on 08/28/2009 7:54:35 AM PDT by rightly_dividing
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He probably meant to say FAR. That is a southern drawl way of saying Fire. Poking fun of the hick who set herself on FAR. A friend of mine is from Arkansas, when her mother got angry she would say “That just makes me mad as far Marilyn Rae”


35 posted on 08/28/2009 8:00:55 AM PDT by buffyt (Will FreeRepublic be censored or silenced by FCC Diversity Czar Mark Lloyd?)
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To: Max_850

Old Aggie joke:

A sorority is hosting a Halloween party in SingSing on the Brazos—er, I mean, College Station.

The head Coed answers to door to a trio of Aggies, dressed in long white robes, but covered from head to toe in soot, and dragging a giant hose behind them.

“Mahh gracious! Who’re y’all s’pposed to be?!”

“Whah, Maam, we’re Three Wahs Men who’ve just come from a Far.”


56 posted on 08/28/2009 9:08:50 AM PDT by Erasmus (Barack Hussein Obama: America's toast!)
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To: Max_850
Just suprised she did not try to put out the far FIRE...

Thought you were just speaking in a southern accent. ;-)

81 posted on 08/28/2009 1:21:49 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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