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Woman steals 12-pack between her legs
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| 08/27/09
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Posted on 08/27/2009 5:35:03 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3
That puts a whole new twist on the phrase “hold muh beer.”
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:36:27 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
To: Yo-Yo
You beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:39:36 AM PDT
by
Gabz
To: Yo-Yo
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:43:17 AM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Ick.
It’s too early in the morning for that mental image!
Holy Cow...
Brain bleach, STAT!
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:44:03 AM PDT
by
ozark hilljilly
(Change you can believe in...Revolution you must pay for.)
To: TornadoAlley3
I don’t know if I would put my hands anywhere near the evidence.
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:45:55 AM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(Brevity: Saying a lot, while saying very little.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Why this Bush light tastes like p*ss!
Hasn’t it always?
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:46:57 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(We became community organizers and Obama and the Statists get p*ssed off at us?)
To: TornadoAlley3
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:47:21 AM PDT
by
DM1
To: TornadoAlley3
A business associate of mine some years ago told me that when he had been head of security at Jewel T he caught a woman stealing a frozen turkey between her legs. He had a little fun and just followed her around until she became exhausted and finally dropped the turkey.
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:48:11 AM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
To: TornadoAlley3
Reminds me of that girl from Maine about a year ago who was a passenger in a car stopped by the NH State Patrol with 16 grams of cocaine stashed you-know-where...and no, the image isn’t any better.
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:49:23 AM PDT
by
OCCASparky
(Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
To: TornadoAlley3
To: TornadoAlley3
...."and then in the middle of summer heat in LOUISIANA she puts the beer between her legs, pop tops down I'm sure, and waddles out the store. I'm preeety sure she had gotten and bikini wax a few days before, and she must of looked funny considering she was pretty thin, I think, maybe"
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:55:36 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: TornadoAlley3
A surprise for her boyfriend.
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posted on
08/27/2009 5:58:09 AM PDT
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
To: TornadoAlley3
I would assume she’s going to have to rerefridgerate prior to consumption.
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posted on
08/27/2009 6:03:52 AM PDT
by
Recon Dad
( MARSOC DAD)
To: All
“When did Miller start making Nut Brown Ale?”
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posted on
08/27/2009 6:05:37 AM PDT
by
j_k_l
To: TornadoAlley3
That header is just...wrong
A 12-pack? Day-Um girl. Maybe with practice you can get out wid a whole case. Or a keg.
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posted on
08/27/2009 6:11:27 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(If we are astroturf, why are the democrats trying to mow us?)
To: TornadoAlley3
Is that a 12-pack between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?
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posted on
08/27/2009 6:16:32 AM PDT
by
Rocky
(OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
To: TornadoAlley3
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posted on
08/27/2009 6:24:34 AM PDT
by
Rocky
(OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
To: TornadoAlley3
The Miller Light and soft drinks were taken from the Cross Roads Grocery on August 2. I thought they said she was stealing beer.
;-)
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posted on
08/27/2009 6:27:16 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: TornadoAlley3
I’m not sure, but I think she might have voted for Obama. LOL! ;-)
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posted on
08/27/2009 6:36:22 AM PDT
by
MarkLevinFan
(Went to the Freedom Concert in NJ last Saturday!)
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