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These are most bizzare ice cream flavors, around the world. Take a look…


Foie Gras and Caviar Ice Cream
Japan is still the king of weird ice cream flavors, but France isn’t far behind after gourmet ice cream maker Philippe Faur released the … foie gras and caviar ice cream!


Candied Bacon Ice CreamBecause everyone likes bacon and there’s no reason to restrict its intake to breakfast, ice cream expert David Lebovitz experimented by making candied bacon ice cream. Considering that the resulting smoky/salty/cinnamon-tinged dessert got a thumbs up from his butcher, it seems that his recipe was a success.


Natural Viagra Ice CreamJust what the ice cream shops have been missing – Viagra flavored ice cream. I just didn’t know Viagra had a flavor, nor do I want to know what it’s like.


Fish Ice Cream Fish-flavoured ice-cream from Japan! Weird foods are plenty in East-Asia, but although fish and ice-cream are two perfectly normal ingredients, combining them together just seems wrong!


Black Sesame Ice Cream Japanese Black Sesame Ice Cream – Most impressed by the deep colour of the ice cream and the fact that it’s dusted with ground sesame seeds. The contrast of the strawberry Pocky stick was rather cute.


Octopus Ice Cream Want to tantalize the taste buds with a tentacle? If so, Octopus Ice Cream is the go. Japanese have been able to come up with an amazing variety of uses for octopus, ranging from delicacy to p0rn0 movie prop. Little wonder that octopus has found its way into ice cream, then.


Potato Ice Cream A new ‘mash Cone’ consisting of sausage, mash potato, gravy and peas in an ice cream cone has been invented. Food company Aunt Bessie’s claims it is breathing new life into the fortunes of the ice cream van by replacing the 99 Flake with an all-weather alternative.


Charcoal Ice Cream Charcoal Ice Cream, a dark grey coloured ice cream that I have no idea about the taste – but I am guessing it’s not that nice.


Salad Ice Cream An ice cream salad that definitely needs to be tossed. This ice cream, packed with chunks of veggies, is the sort of food that turns kids off their vegetables.


Green Tea Ice Cream Nice looking Japanese ice cream dessert found at a little cafe. This delicious looking thing is green tea ice, topped with nice sweetened red beans and then on top of all that a good scoop of vanilla ice cream. It is a bit of a strange concoction.


Curry Carrot Ice Cream If you can’t get your kids to eat salad, here is a recipe to include carrots in their menu — one cup of heavy cream, one cup of whole milk, one cup of coconut milk, carrots, egg yolks, brown sugar and spices.


Sweet Corn Ice Cream The recipe is a bit interesting as the corn cob is simmered in the milk and cream to infuse it with even more corn flavour. Sounds weird, but people say it tastes really good!!

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Don't forget the Popsicles!

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How would YOU like to have the job of "squid shaver" ?

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IN!!! WOOHOO IT’S FRIDAY!!!!!!

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No sex since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

‘Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?’

Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature. ‘

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, ‘It
looks like you have seen a lot of action.’

‘Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.’

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
‘You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.’

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally
the young lady said, ‘You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong
way, but when was the last time you had sex?’

‘1955, ma’am.’

‘Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to
chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to
a private room where she proceeded to ‘relax’ him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
said, ‘Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.’

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
watch, ‘I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.’

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Nateman, you rock.

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I wish they all could be California girls:

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You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.

You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

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Does PETA approve this?:

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"Death Panels" confirmed:

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I suppose that could be expected:

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Spray some on Uncle Bill!

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OMG RU OK?

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Keeps 'em off the streets, I guess...?