Posted on 08/09/2009 1:00:29 PM PDT by KoRn
This is a 'Fishy' letter generator to help everyone report nefarious activity that goes against the wishes of our dear leader.
I encourage everyone to use it!! lol
Is that crashed spaceship still down at the bottom of the gulf? I’d have thought someone would have moved it by now. Got a lot of muscles and clams growing all over it, right?
Yes, thats the one.
=o)
It'll keep me laughing the rest of this day.
Regards . . . Penny
I am writing to report myself for having impure thoughts about El Presidente’s Health Care initiative.
I clearly was wrong to think that because the federal government is techically bankrupt and couldn’t catch Red Snapper with a Strike Freedom that they also couldn’t handle our nation’s Health Care. This was clearly the evil influence of Down with ACORN.
No matter that this impacts the very lives of our citizens, the Archangel of state is all-wise and all-knowing, and can do things so much better than our citizens and private sector. After all, look at how solvent Social Security and Medicare are.
I was wrong to think that because a hammer cost the military $600, treatment for Hypothyroidism can be as much as $423,941, and you can’t find a decent Vodka, straight for less than $8 in downtown D.C, that this policy could be afforded. For this mistake I hang my head in shame and beg your forgiveness.
I truly repent for my thought crimes and would like to know when to report to the Indoctrination Center at Eurasian Federation for my government-run re-education training. I would also like to know what to pack will those spiffy gray uniforms be provided or shall I bring my own?
I love Big Brother.
Sincerely,
Kira Yamato
P.S. Will Vodka, straight and snacks be provided or should I bring my own Kool-aid?
Il Mio Caro Amico Senator Harry Reid,
I was down at the Fulton Market the other day, jus goin bout the family business, yknowwhatimean? Anyways, I was doin my best to act all legit and all. So I’s down at bar by the dock, havin a Juice - Sal, he really makes a great Juice, by the way, youse should check it out - and Bobby walks in, just back from catch. Now Bobby ain’t all right in the head, may be the drugs he takes for his High Blood Pressure - I mean, anyone who uses a Fork to catch Shrimp from a Canoe gotta have a screw loose or somethin.
So Bobby gets drunk and starts yapping on about how AARP been complaining that Healthcare will cost $50 Co-Zillion and how we can’t afford it and how it’s all the government’s fault. Well, you knows I don’t really like what Bobby been sayin’, I would tell him fugeddaboudit, but I heard you wanted an ear out and I got some practice at that sort of thing, so I listen. Maybe youse ought to check on Bobby yourself a bit, or you might find some negatives in the the press, knowwhatI’msaying? It would be too bad if he had an accident with that Fork on his next trip to Grand Central Station.
Ciao,
Dan Rather
Good stuff!
Need one from an alien being that says “all your fishy letters are belong to us.”
Localize your snitch. Think up something that could harm a local doctor or hospital as a result of the Obamacare. Perhaps a hospital treats trauma care patients from adjavent counties or states but will be prohibited to see patients from purely non local addresses. People are worried
It is an exercise in fictional paragraph writing couched in dip eating.
My liege, the Royal Majesty Obammy,
Forgive my impertinence, but we have sent many a messenger to date and have received no reply.
Word has spread from the tribes of the north of plebeians building a fleet of many a pirogue to attack the kingdom in response to your Royal Government Health Care decree!
They must not be allowed to succeed. I beg thee, in the name of the Crown - order thy soldiers to take up the spork to repel the evil invaders!
We have begun to organize the defenses around the White House in anticipation, but reinforcements are sorely needed; a plague of nasty hangnails has infected the camp and decimated our numbers; morale is plummetting and even the knights have taken to gin and tonic! We require a reserve force of no less than 1 billion, gagillion, fafillion, shabolubalu million soldiers to hold the territory.
A glorious battle, to be sung of ages hence, is at hand. And lo, in those days to come, when peace reigns once more throughout the land, men will dine on monkfish and tell the tale.
May divine Providence be with us.
Duke Pelosi
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