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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
Starbase 5 Proxima 7 ^ | 5/3/51 | DR Roth

Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions!

This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!


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To: NicknamedBob

People don’t usually think about the kittehs watching.


881 posted on 09/18/2009 5:01:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
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To: Tax-chick
"People don’t usually think about the kittehs watching."

With all those negative reports going back to whatever planet they come from, it's no wonder we don't get any visitors.

882 posted on 09/18/2009 5:12:47 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hey, whatever works!

Anoreth says she couldn’t get tickets to the Rodrigo y Gabriela concert.

It’s trash day here, 70-ish and extremely humid. If it’s going to be icky all day, I wish it would just pour rain!


883 posted on 09/18/2009 5:27:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
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To: NicknamedBob
go out into the world for the next three days and make it a better place

Heh, I hadn't found the coffee when I put up the kitteh, and I didn't see this message. I always start the day (once the team assembles) with the day and date. It doesn't stop them from asking me all day, but at least when I hear myself say "Friday" it triggers "Get the trash out!"

Now, how are we going to make the world a better place ...

884 posted on 09/18/2009 5:32:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
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To: Tax-chick
"Now, how are we going to make the world a better place ..."

That challenge perplexes everyone. It all starts with where you are. That is to say; start there.

Spread a bubble of betterness all around the world. When you see it coming at you from every direction, you will know that you did it correctly and completely.

885 posted on 09/18/2009 5:47:06 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Bubble of Betterness. Got it.


886 posted on 09/18/2009 6:25:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The voice you hear inside your ear will soon disappear.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

A resounding Z O T


887 posted on 09/18/2009 6:26:00 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: TexasCajun

LOL!


888 posted on 09/18/2009 6:27:18 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Yeah, it really is pretty. I wish we’d get some of that here, instead of 75% humidity and an occasional weakly drizzle.


889 posted on 09/18/2009 6:27:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The voice you hear inside your ear will soon disappear.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

“Now, how are we going to make the world a better place ... “

A double dutch chocolate ice cream cone.


890 posted on 09/18/2009 6:31:59 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

True!


891 posted on 09/18/2009 7:11:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The voice you hear inside your ear will soon disappear.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

With hot fudge sauce!


892 posted on 09/18/2009 7:33:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, absolutely required!


893 posted on 09/18/2009 7:54:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The voice you hear inside your ear will soon disappear.)
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To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker

Nothing like a chocolate melt-down day.


894 posted on 09/18/2009 7:58:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Especially if you’re into making the world a better place.

AND the world seems better just because I recall that you’re in it, sweetie!


895 posted on 09/18/2009 8:02:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The voice you hear inside your ear will soon disappear.)
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To: Tax-chick

Awwww... *blush*

Thanks! You’re not so bad yerself!!
*HUG*


896 posted on 09/18/2009 8:09:28 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

And in the “News of the Weird” department, someone seems to have convinced James that Japan is fictional. “Is there a Japan?” he asks, every time he hears the word. It reminds me of Pat when he learned Yugoslavia had disappeared, only we can reassure James that yes, Japan is really there, and if anything happened to it, we’d see it on Free Republic.


897 posted on 09/18/2009 8:33:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The voice you hear inside your ear will soon disappear.)
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To: Monkey Face

898 posted on 09/18/2009 8:35:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The voice you hear inside your ear will soon disappear.)
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To: Tax-chick

*swoon*


899 posted on 09/18/2009 8:39:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Tax-chick

I think I’m going to lie down for a bit. The nausea is kinda bad today.

Later...


900 posted on 09/18/2009 8:40:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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