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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
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Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face
Good afternoon. We're home again.


641 posted on 09/12/2009 10:53:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

WELCOME HOME!!!!

:releasing hundreds of balloons:


642 posted on 09/12/2009 11:37:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: sionnsar

Hello! How are you feeling today?
Are you any better?


643 posted on 09/12/2009 11:37:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar
"WELCOME HOME!!!! :releasing hundreds of balloons:"

Hey, wait! Those are useful!

See the movie "Up!" for why.

644 posted on 09/12/2009 1:54:37 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

I may...I may get it for my Favorite Person at Christmas....;o]


645 posted on 09/12/2009 1:58:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: NicknamedBob

How is your weekend, Bob?

Tell me about the “ex-teens;” what are they doing these days?


646 posted on 09/12/2009 2:00:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Frank and I took a nap. He needs a bath now. The subdivision social committee is showing a movie on the lawn this evening, but I plan to stay inside with my air conditioning and look at tomorrow’s music.


647 posted on 09/12/2009 3:03:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

Enjoy the evening while you can. Tomorrow is another day of school!

I’m glad you’re home! *hug*


648 posted on 09/12/2009 3:06:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Tax-chick
Why didn't I think of that? :)
649 posted on 09/12/2009 3:25:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: Tax-chick
The subdivision social committee is showing a movie on the lawn this evening,

?

Or


650 posted on 09/12/2009 3:32:34 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: Monkey Face
"Tell me about the “ex-teens;” what are they doing these days?"

Teen1 is a college student, preparing for a medical career. Today I tried to fix one of the headlights on her car.

I should have remembered that it is best to do this in pairs.

Teen2 is a barrista. I get a discount.

Life is good.

651 posted on 09/12/2009 3:41:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ai-yi-yi!

Life is good!


652 posted on 09/12/2009 3:45:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face

They’re showing “Bolt,” which is something regarding a dog, according to Tom. He didn’t want to go.

No school until Monday, but tomorrow I’ll be working on the schedules for the upcoming week. Spanish choir will practice in the morning, and then church in the afternoon, and Bill, Tom, and Elen have Sunday School in the evening.

James is nagging me about gymnastics, so I’d better call the school and see if they have an opening for him, as well as Pat and the girls.


653 posted on 09/12/2009 5:11:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Bolt is a cute movie.

We have been canning all day and now I am making baked beans for dinner.

654 posted on 09/12/2009 5:17:54 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

DP made some kind of bean thing for supper. I ate a lot in the last week, but I’ll be back on my plan starting tomorrow.


655 posted on 09/12/2009 5:23:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Monkey Face
:releasing hundreds of balloons:

Did you inflate them first?

656 posted on 09/12/2009 5:39:16 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face

Doing much better, thanks. You?


657 posted on 09/12/2009 5:40:15 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

They made “No Blade of Grass” into a movie???? And I missed it???!


658 posted on 09/12/2009 5:41:29 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: NicknamedBob
Today I tried to fix one of the headlights on her car.
I should have remembered that it is best to do this in pairs.

Yup. They come as a pair, you fix them as a pair. Right?

659 posted on 09/12/2009 5:42:42 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar
Back in the seventies.

Trying to find it can be a real pain.

660 posted on 09/12/2009 5:46:45 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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