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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
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Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions!

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To: ifonlyallusawerenyc

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161 posted on 09/01/2009 8:45:38 AM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: fanfan
3.How do you do a sex check on a dust bunny?

Pretty easy really, if it hogs the remote it's a dude.
162 posted on 09/01/2009 8:47:51 AM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Sparko; sionnsar

Not that I’m aware of.
Of course there’s always stuff to avoid, the invincible moose, the giant rabbits, and the lower levels as nusual.


163 posted on 09/01/2009 8:55:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: sionnsar

Varnished?


164 posted on 09/01/2009 9:32:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Sparko
I’ll plead the fifth and drink a pint.

Sounds like a fine plan!

I did find myself. I was at work, unfortunately. Bummer.

165 posted on 09/01/2009 10:17:14 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (What came first? The word, or the thought behind the word?)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I usually find myself in the laundry room.


166 posted on 09/01/2009 12:00:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Much of political rhetoric serves as a substitute for reasoning." ~Thomas Sowell)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ooooooow.


167 posted on 09/01/2009 12:01:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Much of political rhetoric serves as a substitute for reasoning." ~Thomas Sowell)
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To: Tax-chick

I can understand that.

I try to avoid the laundry room. It’s where the cat boxes are...


168 posted on 09/01/2009 12:05:42 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (What came first? The word, or the thought behind the word?)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I’d avoid that, too. Our catbox is in the schoolroom, next to the dog’s cage. The cat goes outside, when she can.


169 posted on 09/01/2009 12:07:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tom has my harmonica! Give him the snake!")
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To: Monkey Face

Howdy all. West of the fires, but they are raging looking towards Los Angeles and the east.


170 posted on 09/01/2009 12:25:13 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

We’ve got so much of “your” smoke, it’s hard to breathe, and in places, it’s like driving in pea soup fog.

My eyes are burning.

How is your family?


171 posted on 09/01/2009 12:32:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Tax-chick; SandyInSeattle

The catz and I share the bathroom...ick. It’s a good thing the birds are so small!!


172 posted on 09/01/2009 12:34:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face
Thomas will be a year this 17th already.

We are Baptizing him on the 6th and will be catering a party for that and his birthday.

Everyone is healthy.
His mom is back in college this week and suffered the big 30 last week.

Still looking on the Vegas deal. Seems lots of people underwater on current mortgages are buying up foreclosures before they walk away from their first homes.
Banks aren't getting things out and 20% of all people in Vegas are now behind on their mortgage.
Somethings got to give IMO.

173 posted on 09/01/2009 12:42:43 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

A year? Already? I bet he is a lot of fun!!
Good for Mom, going back to school!

I haven’t been keeping up with foreclosures, here. There are just too many!


174 posted on 09/01/2009 12:50:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

The catz are quite put out that the dog can go outside whenever he wants to. I tried to explain that he goes outside to pee, and they looked scandalized at the very thought.

Spoiled rotten little beasts they are.


175 posted on 09/01/2009 12:52:54 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (What came first? The word, or the thought behind the word?)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Of course they are spoiled! That’s their JOB!

LOL!


176 posted on 09/01/2009 1:06:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face
Actually the situation in LV is that many are not on the market.
Banks waited for a miracle and many have left people in homes though they don't pay mortgage.
Right now over 1-5 are behind in their mortgage in Vegas.

Eventually somethings got to give.

As many foreclosures as you think there are, probably 10% of what should be available.

Wife's been going to school two classes a semester for a few years. She gets good grades while working, so she is doing great IMO.

Hope all is well by you.

Temperatures right now are???

177 posted on 09/01/2009 1:24:57 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

106 and smokey here.

The monsoons have been a little wierd, this year. Two weeks of muggy ugly cloudy weather, then two weeks of heat, then two more of ugly sticky stuff and two weeks of dry heat.

And soon, it will cool off...by the end of October, it will be in the 80’s


178 posted on 09/01/2009 1:57:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Sparko; Tax-chick; BJClinton

I like BJClinton’s idea.

Hand it a remote control.


179 posted on 09/01/2009 2:00:27 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan; Sparko; Tax-chick; BJClinton

A dust bunny with a remote control.
That’s dangerous and unpredictable.
If you find “History” channel on when they’re doing a special on those dusty pyramids, you’ll find you’ve fomented dust bunny revolution.


180 posted on 09/01/2009 2:19:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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