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Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton's Hand in Marriage
Fox News ^ | August 7, 2009 | Not Indicated

Posted on 08/07/2009 6:04:28 AM PDT by sevinufnine

NAIROBI, Kenya - A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table — and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter.

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TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chelsea; chelseaclinton; fairtrade; goat; marriage; napl
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To: sevinufnine
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Let's not go there.

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21 posted on 08/07/2009 6:14:12 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: sevinufnine

He’s overbidding by at least twenty goats.


22 posted on 08/07/2009 6:16:23 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: sevinufnine

Maybe the guy ought to make an offer to John McCain for Meghan. She’s looking.


23 posted on 08/07/2009 6:18:03 AM PDT by silverleaf (If you can't be a good example, at least don't be a horrible lesson)
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To: sevinufnine

This is actually more of a dilemma than you think.

This is a generous offer from the Kenyan. To refuse it would open the Clinton’s to the charge of, say, RACISM!
“What, are you too good for a Kenyan goat herder? You think because you’re white, you can just marry any old white person that comes along?”

I predict Chelsea has a shotgun wedding this weekend, to take her off the market.


24 posted on 08/07/2009 6:18:48 AM PDT by Gunflint
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To: sevinufnine

>>Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the “very kind offer” to her daughter.

Stupid liberal twit! He wasn’t offerring the livestock to Chelsea. He was offerring them to you as PAYMENT for your daughter.

That’s the kind of Third-world lifestyle that Hillary and the Left want the US to adopt—one where daughters are traded for livestock and human life is cheap.


25 posted on 08/07/2009 6:19:20 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Question O-thority!)
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To: Gunflint; All
"“What, are you too good for a Kenyan goat herder? "


26 posted on 08/07/2009 6:21:35 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: IncPen

More like a single blind goat with a limp.


27 posted on 08/07/2009 6:28:55 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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28 posted on 08/07/2009 6:33:17 AM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: IncPen
A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows

I thought Obama was already married?
29 posted on 08/07/2009 6:35:30 AM PDT by BikerJoe
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To: sevinufnine

That’s the old joke about Clinton getting off AF 1 with two pigs under his arm telling the Marine guard, “I got these two pigs, one for Hillary and one for Chelsea,” and the guard replies, “Excellent deal, sir.”


30 posted on 08/07/2009 6:37:27 AM PDT by LS ("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually." (Hendrix))
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To: sevinufnine

Anybody else reminded of the story about Bubba, the Marine guard, and the 2 razorback hogs?


31 posted on 08/07/2009 6:37:45 AM PDT by Scanian
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To: sevinufnine

He’d be away ahead if he just kept the money and married the goats.


32 posted on 08/07/2009 6:37:49 AM PDT by behzinlea
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To: sevinufnine

Well, if he’s giving away his goats for Chelsea, he sure ain’t doing it for the sex.


33 posted on 08/07/2009 6:39:06 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: sevinufnine

Obama’s Kenyan relative?


34 posted on 08/07/2009 6:48:47 AM PDT by boughtwithaprice
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To: sevinufnine

When he was president, Bill Clinton was coming back from a visit to Arkansas on Air Force One. He got off the plane carrying two baby razorbacks. A marine honor guard couldn’t help himself from saying “Nice pigs, sir!”

Clinton said, “Yeah, I got them for Hillary and Chelsea.”

The marine said, “Nice trade, sir!”


35 posted on 08/07/2009 6:57:42 AM PDT by stop_fascism (Georgism is Capitalism's best, last hope)
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To: sevinufnine

Just for a split second: this is what my brain thought it read:

Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton’s Head in Marriage


36 posted on 08/07/2009 7:00:17 AM PDT by ScottinVA
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To: sevinufnine

Leave Chelsea alone.


37 posted on 08/07/2009 7:01:05 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: Bryanw92
>>Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the “very kind offer” to her daughter.

Maybe Webb Hubbell will approve the offer.

38 posted on 08/07/2009 7:04:45 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: sevinufnine

So then Chelsea probably would be related by marriage then to the guy in the White House.

Can we throw in Michelle 0 in the deal?


39 posted on 08/07/2009 7:06:03 AM PDT by ScottinVA
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To: sevinufnine

I’m laughing out loud - so loud - my entire office heard me. Maybe the entire floor.


40 posted on 08/07/2009 7:07:32 AM PDT by RDTF ("I'm pretty sure this is a 2 man job once the shooting starts")
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