Posted on 08/07/2009 6:04:28 AM PDT by sevinufnine
NAIROBI, Kenya - A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table — and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter.
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Let's not go there.
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He’s overbidding by at least twenty goats.
Maybe the guy ought to make an offer to John McCain for Meghan. She’s looking.
This is actually more of a dilemma than you think.
This is a generous offer from the Kenyan. To refuse it would open the Clinton’s to the charge of, say, RACISM!
“What, are you too good for a Kenyan goat herder? You think because you’re white, you can just marry any old white person that comes along?”
I predict Chelsea has a shotgun wedding this weekend, to take her off the market.
>>Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the “very kind offer” to her daughter.
Stupid liberal twit! He wasn’t offerring the livestock to Chelsea. He was offerring them to you as PAYMENT for your daughter.
That’s the kind of Third-world lifestyle that Hillary and the Left want the US to adopt—one where daughters are traded for livestock and human life is cheap.
More like a single blind goat with a limp.
That’s the old joke about Clinton getting off AF 1 with two pigs under his arm telling the Marine guard, “I got these two pigs, one for Hillary and one for Chelsea,” and the guard replies, “Excellent deal, sir.”
Anybody else reminded of the story about Bubba, the Marine guard, and the 2 razorback hogs?
He’d be away ahead if he just kept the money and married the goats.
Well, if he’s giving away his goats for Chelsea, he sure ain’t doing it for the sex.
Obama’s Kenyan relative?
When he was president, Bill Clinton was coming back from a visit to Arkansas on Air Force One. He got off the plane carrying two baby razorbacks. A marine honor guard couldn’t help himself from saying “Nice pigs, sir!”
Clinton said, “Yeah, I got them for Hillary and Chelsea.”
The marine said, “Nice trade, sir!”
Just for a split second: this is what my brain thought it read:
Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton’s Head in Marriage
Leave Chelsea alone.
Maybe Webb Hubbell will approve the offer.
So then Chelsea probably would be related by marriage then to the guy in the White House.
Can we throw in Michelle 0 in the deal?
I’m laughing out loud - so loud - my entire office heard me. Maybe the entire floor.
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