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Help- my sister was bit by an ObamaMoose!

Posted on 08/03/2009 1:42:09 PM PDT by the Fun in Fundamentalist

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To: wolfcreek

Thanks but I should probably go take some lecithin capsules to try and regenerate a few more brain cells before I try anything *too* tricky...like walking and chewing gum...LOL


121 posted on 08/03/2009 4:01:55 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away..............)
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist

Firearms are good...

No, don’t shoot him; have the firearms out in plain view as a normal part of the background. Oh, and an American flag in front of the house, too.

He’ll freak out and stop dating her!


122 posted on 08/03/2009 4:02:22 PM PDT by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: CaliforniaCon

I’m 25, was never a liberal, and I’m poor. I have no heart? ;-p


123 posted on 08/03/2009 4:06:38 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: CaliforniaCon

“If your’e over forty and not a Conservative, you have no brain”


124 posted on 08/03/2009 4:08:21 PM PDT by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: wolfcreek

I was not a liberal at 20. Are you calling me a heartless bastard? ;-D


125 posted on 08/03/2009 4:08:44 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist

Invite your sister and her boyfriend over, and make sure that your gun collection, pro-America/troop stuff, American flags, ect are all out on display. Make sure that you are open carrying too, if this is allowed. Play patriotic music and/or have Fox News or a conservative commentator on.


126 posted on 08/03/2009 4:09:23 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: rabscuttle385; darkangel82

Fishy name isn’t it. “Fun in fundamentalist”

Well FiF if you’re still reading what you want to do is hire a lady of the night to come on to him and tape their motel room encounter. Mail tape (uh I mean DVD, so behind the times) to sis. Problem solves. Since he’s a liberal like you though possibly you should hire a ‘gentleman’ of the evening instead.

Look how mean I am, calling you gay.


127 posted on 08/03/2009 4:17:32 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: rigelkentaurus
Let’s see - I was visiting **my** relative. This **friend** dropped in unannounced and immediately started bad-mouthing everything we believe in. My relative believes as I do, but just won’t say anything - who was being rude? Me?? I think not.

Ok. So it was **your** relative you were visiting - making you a guest in **their** home. If their friend dropped in unannounced that is a boundary for them to set in their home as they please. If your relative indulges them in their rants that is - again - their boundary to set in their home. You've responded to a lot of things I haven't actually said but I missed the part where you somehow stopped being rude to a friend of your host while you were a guest in their home.

And since when did being a doormat and letting rats run all over us become a conversative virtue? Why should rats get to say anything they want, where-ever they want and to whoever they want, and that’s perfectly OK. But should we actually **respond** to a rat with facts and logic, somehow we are bad and uncivilized? Time to wake up, doormats are not capable of retaining what little of our freedom we have left.

I never once suggested that we should all become doormats. One can be forthright, honest, and defend yourself with vigor without being rude. I never said it was acceptable for democrats or other liberals to say whatever they want whenever they want. I never said we should let them walk all over us. I never said that stating facts and logic are rude or uncivilized. Again - you seem to be responding to a whole lot of things I never said. HOW we confront people with facts and logic determines if we are rude or not. For example - were I guest in your home I wouldn't have raised an eyebrow to your behavior today. As it's a public forum, however, comment is invited ...
128 posted on 08/03/2009 4:17:49 PM PDT by TomOnTheRun
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To: Salamander

My family from Ohio were Democrats but have not voted that way for president since Carter. Many of my relatives are as conservative as I am, yet *I’m* the Republican. Go figure.


129 posted on 08/03/2009 4:19:23 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: webschooner
And best regards to you. =)

You should consider telling these distant family members that you pray for them next time you see them. It may be a little uncomfortable for a few seconds because they may not know how to respond at first but even secular liberals can appreciate the sentiment and desire for their well-being that you have expressed. Who knows - You might even win a convert. (!)
130 posted on 08/03/2009 4:22:49 PM PDT by TomOnTheRun
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist; 230FMJ; 50mm; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; AFPhys; Aircop_2006; AliVeritas; ...
So, Freepers- how should I handle this? What would you do?

Why didn't you invite the Viking Kitties!

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

131 posted on 08/03/2009 4:22:56 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: JimRed

Re: ““If your’e over forty and not a Conservative, you have no brain””

*******

Excellent! Thank’s for that one!


132 posted on 08/03/2009 4:27:35 PM PDT by CaliforniaCon
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist
IATZ



Done.
133 posted on 08/03/2009 4:29:34 PM PDT by callisto (It's the three T' s: Too Many Taxes, Trillions in Debt, and Transparency)
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To: darkangel82

See?

Carter *did* actually achieve something of worth...he created lots of Republican voters...:)

Your family just hasn’t figured out the shell game the Dems are playing, yet.

Old loyalties die hard...especially if you’re nervous about “turning over rocks” to see what’s *really* under there, for yourself.


134 posted on 08/03/2009 4:31:21 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away..............)
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist
Just can't help myself. I'm never online for these. But I see you met our Mods....


135 posted on 08/03/2009 4:34:49 PM PDT by callisto (It's the three T' s: Too Many Taxes, Trillions in Debt, and Transparency)
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To: BubbaJunebug
make sure you wear your Obama Joker T-Shit....he’ll get the point.

LOL!

He'll get some kind of point out of it!

136 posted on 08/03/2009 4:37:41 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist

funny you say this because another poster had similar issues but with their daughter and son.
They always ended their post with I don’t know what to tell them bla bla
Course the whole thing was about health care and the issue the sheep follow called global warming

enjoy


137 posted on 08/03/2009 4:44:38 PM PDT by manc (Marriage is between a man and a woman -- end racism end affirmative action)
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist

Hmm.. an Obamunist you say.


138 posted on 08/03/2009 4:45:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist
First off, don't let on you know about his liberal views.

Be sure to wear your Rush Limbaugh and Ronald Reagan pins and don't forget an American flag pin!

Be sure to say grace before the meal, asking God to save this young man from his sins and to keep him from being influenced by the devil, in your prayers.

Mention you like your news fair and balanced and Free Republic is your go-to website for accurate and dependable news.

Talk about your great medical plan you have now, and then mention how all this healthcare talk will destroy the world's best medical care in the world, all the time not letting on you know he is a democrat.

Talk about guns and how you like to shoot them. Stand up for the 2nd amendment.

Talk about God and Jesus and how much you and your sister were raised to love the Lord.

Talk about how much your family hates abortion and its supporters.

139 posted on 08/03/2009 4:49:12 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: the Fun in Fundamentalist
Dress in a nice tastefull Hawaiian shirt and a pair of slacks with a nice pair of patent leather white shoes. Alternately a Fila track suit with a pair of white shoes looks good also.

Watch and practice your “go away speech” in case things go south.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GCQnTPF4_o&feature=PlayList&p=80674BDCB79DFC2F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=81
I know the genders are wrong in the clip but I am sure you get the idea. You can also compliment him on his nice family and ask him if he likes hospital food

140 posted on 08/03/2009 4:49:58 PM PDT by Polynikes (Viene una tormenta)
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