Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... August, 2009

August 1, 2009 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

[JustAmy]

Welcome To....


'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.

Enjoy! :)











Never Forget!





Bad Penny



Amy's personal guardian ~
the ever charming, lovable, huggable,
LouieWolf




Many thanks for stopping by. : )

[Lady Jag]

You made that up!

[Lady Jag]

Ooh, naughty boy!

[Lady Jag]

Hey, as long as you can see...

[yorkie]

I would give anything for a neighbor
with excess zucchini.
I love to stuff it with meatloaf mixture,
Top it with marinara sauce,
bake, and cover with mozerella cheese
for the final ten minutes.
YUMmmmmmmmmmmm!

[yorkie]

See? No - didn’t you know - I am a blind............

[gardengirl]

Very tasty! I made it last week, used one envelope to flavor it. Not quite enough, so I’m going to use two. And definitely not store bought crust.

[yorkie]

What kind of crust did you make? Graham cracker? I think the Oreo Crust would be good with that, too!

[jaycee]

So sad...I did hear about it happening exactly where Sully’s plane went down. But I did go to sleep...nice!

[jaycee]

That sure is a cute one, yorkie! They are so adorable. I told Meg cats are so entertaining. Besides, just plain cute!

[WayzataJOHNN]

My mob name came out ‘The Just’

I also got a box with a nice black suit with a white tie, and very shiny shoes. There was a sort of coat of arms sewn on the jacket pocket, a black hand on a white field, and the words “Cappa Da Tutti - East Side. There were directions to attend something called a town hall meeting with the Butcher, Leftie, Little Emil, Greorgie, and some other unsavory gorillas to deal with some Union members who are backing a take over of our turf! Youse will bring hunks a water pipes like always, and remember to speak nice to the ladies, as we are representing the Godfather, Georgie Washington!

[jaycee]

Oh my dear, what is that? She needs something better than chocolate, like a mask......LOL! Or is that a mask??

[Lady Jag]

The Blind Man

On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful — are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to get the job done, the first nun turns to the second and says, "I can't take this heat anymore! Do you think it would be all right if we removed our shirts to cool off while we worked?"

The second nun, feeling the heat herself, decides that it would be acceptable since no one else was present. She locked the door and closed the curtains, and then the two nuns removed their shirts and kept working. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" asks the first nun.

"It's the blind man," says the voice behind the door.

"Well, a blind man can't see our nakedness. We can let him in," the other nun says, and opens the door.

"Wow!" says the blind man, "Nice boobs! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

[Jack Deth]

For All The Cat~People Of Amy's Place


Miss Flossie's Carousel





In the outskirts of Perfidious Albion quietly nestled beyond the shade
Is a wonderful device that Miss Flossie thinks is the greatest ever made
With four narrow arms that lift up and hold strands of taut narrow line
Whose purpose, according to Miss Flossie is unique, yet ill defined

For Miss Flossie's Pretty One puts many damp things on the plump elastic threads
Emptying a Laundry Basket quickly since the device is not above her head
Which is a siren's call for Miss Flossie to cleverly make her move

Anxious to indulge in certain pleasures that her Pretty One may not approve
As the damp things billow in the breeze and the device begins to whirl
Offering an easy upward leap for such a charming and adventurous girl

Miss Flossie inches out and balances as her perch circles in the breeze
Spreading her weight out magically with signature grace and ease
Miss Flossie watches the world go by as the damp things ripple and swell
Pleasantly smug and arrogant as she rides her very own delightful Carousel!



Jack Deth ~ 08/08/09.

[yorkie]

"Is that a mask?"

It is a nylon doll sistah!

[Lady Jag]

I just got a violin case from DC. Inside was a fish wrapped in newspaper. I returned it ‘address unknown.’

[jaycee]

Conor, I just recently learned how to do that. I have put text on a few, but not every one of them. I always wanted to know how to add the text, so one more accomplishment and I love it! Sometimes I just don’t have time. Its good if you can put text on and have it ready for later!

[Jack Deth]

Hi, all:

My nickname would be ‘Napalm’.

Jack.

[BunnySlippers]

So wonderful!

[jaycee]

Lady, that is a great site....I’m gonna get on that after while and see if its easier than how I do it! Thanks! G.B. taught me (I don’t think she would mind me telling anyone)! If she can teach me, she should be proud!

[jaycee]

Mine is the Mortician.....LOL!