What a shock, they are all a bunch of frauds
No word on how Manny Ortez did though......
ATTENTION! THE ANONYMOPUS RESULTS YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HAVE BEEN RECEIVED! THE FIRST TWO NAMES WE CAN REVEAL ARE MANNY RAMIREZ AND DAVID ORTIZ! THERE ARE 97 ADDITIONAL ANONYMOUS NAMES THAT WILL BE REVEALED IN THE DAYS AHEAD!
They should just release all of the names then the fans can have one big collective sigh of so what and then everyone can move on.
In addition to being as exciting as watching grass grow and the least physical sport this side of golf baseball is rife with cheaters. I don’t blame kids today for wanting to play basketball, football, soccer, or whatever else over playing a sport that involves standing around for 95% of the time and whose “heroes” are a bunch of drugged out steroid abusers.
“I tell ya...Manny Ortez (sic)...Manny Ortez, DAVID Ortez...”
—John Kerry, asked about what Red Sox players he liked
When the World Series ends we call all shout out, hooray! Our steroids-laden players beat YOUR steroids-laden players!”
What the heck, MLB should pass out steroids to each and every player. Make it an even playing field.
Shocked /s
Considering Ortiz was an skinny opposite field slap hitter with hardly any power with the Twins I don’t know how anyone could have thought otherwise when his body got that big.
Vlad Guerrero anyone?
BWa ha ha. Hence the “big” in Big Popi.
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Manny for UN Abassador for baseball. He really gets it. I have tears in my eyes.