Snakes in Man's Pockets Caused Connecticut Car Crash, Police Say

FoxNews ^ | 28 July 2009 | n/a

[batter]

HARTFORD, Conn. — Police say two pet baby snakes escaped from a 20-year-old man's pants pockets as he was driving, leading to a car crash in Hartford, Connecticut.

Angel Rolon, of New Britain, allegedly lost control of his sport utility vehicle on Monday when the snakes slithered near the gas and brake pedals and he and a passenger tried to catch them.

[batter]

I can't count the number of times this has happened to me.

This reminds me of the cops on the Simpson's discovering they couldn't place squirrels in their pants and place bets.

[GQuagmire]

ping

[batter]

Maybe the X rated version of “Snakes on a plane”?

[bigbob]

of all the things you do NOT want in your pants...

[ElkGroveDan]

Right before the crash he panicked because he slid his hand in his pocket and there was a THIRD unexplained snake in there.

[Man50D]

This is far more dangerous than cell phones.

[duckman]

Is that a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me?

[Andonius_99]

OK, OK, OK, it was ME, alright!

[batter]

Who do you feel worse for: The driver or the snakes? Be honest.

[Utilizer]

OK, I’ll guess. Garter snake?

[Slings and Arrows]

"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER@#$$%ING SNAKES IN MY MOTHER@#$$%ING POCKETS!"

[DogBarkTree]

Here's a snake in pants you want no part of.

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[reagan_fanatic]

Looks like he did the tube snake boogey.

[evets]

Boing!

[Just another Joe]

Oh c’mon, a trouser snake caused a car crash? (heh)

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Next time buckle them in.

[a fool in paradise]

Trouser snake accident.

[alarm rider]

I knew that was coming up.

[Allegra]

I had this happen once.

Only it wasn't baby snakes, it was two baby porpoises.

To this day, I have no idea how those porpoises got in my car and started hanging around the gas and brake pedals like that.