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Man Celebrates Camaro SS Delivery By Crashing, Going To Jail
Jalopnik.com ^ | July 24, 2009 | Matt Hardigree

Posted on 07/24/2009 8:48:48 AM PDT by Constitution Day

According to the person who posted this pic, the driver of this Camaro SS wanted to celebrate his day-old car purchase by doing a burnout. Quickly followed by losing control, crashing, and getting arrested.

We can't verify the story, but the photo of the vehicle in what's supposed to be Riley's Bakery seems legit. Seriously, stop destroying these.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: bitchincamaro; deadchevy; governmentmotors; napl
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BITCHIN' CAMARO, BITCHIN' CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN' CAMARO, BITCHIN' CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN' CAMARO and they have to ride the bus!

1 posted on 07/24/2009 8:48:49 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

Darwin Award Winner


2 posted on 07/24/2009 8:52:59 AM PDT by DarthVader (Liberalism is the politics of EVIL whose time of judgment has come.)
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To: Constitution Day; Slings and Arrows

Hold muh beer alert


3 posted on 07/24/2009 8:53:21 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: Constitution Day

And if I happen to run you down, please don’t leave a scratch


4 posted on 07/24/2009 8:53:39 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman (Everyone says they have a plan... until they get punched in the face. -Mike Tyson)
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To: Constitution Day

And if I happen to run you down, please don’t leave a scratch


5 posted on 07/24/2009 8:53:47 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman (Everyone says they have a plan... until they get punched in the face. -Mike Tyson)
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To: Constitution Day

And if I happen to run you down, please don’t leave a scratch


6 posted on 07/24/2009 8:53:52 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman (Everyone says they have a plan... until they get punched in the face. -Mike Tyson)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; CougarGA7

I wonder if the driver had a mullet...


7 posted on 07/24/2009 8:54:14 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Eschew exclamatory abuse.)
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To: DarthVader

Goes to show you that some people buy beyond that which they can handle.......the non-driving tard.


8 posted on 07/24/2009 8:57:06 AM PDT by cranked
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To: VA_Gentleman

Click the pic to hear that song!


9 posted on 07/24/2009 8:59:59 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Eschew exclamatory abuse.)
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To: Constitution Day

Way to go Mario!....


10 posted on 07/24/2009 9:00:04 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: DarthVader
Darwin Award Winner

He may be stupid, but he's still in the gene pool. Award denied.

11 posted on 07/24/2009 9:00:20 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (As a child Obama was rejected from Little League because of lack of a birth certificate.)
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To: Constitution Day

I wonder about the backstory. Looks like it rolled down a truck ramp to me. In any event, anybody who buys one is a government-boosting dipstick!


12 posted on 07/24/2009 9:01:14 AM PDT by Jagman (You comport, We deride!)
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To: Constitution Day

I think that pretty much goes without saying, doesn’t it?


13 posted on 07/24/2009 9:02:03 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Constitution Day

I hope when he gets it fixed he paints it a different color.


14 posted on 07/24/2009 9:04:56 AM PDT by duckworth (Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
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To: Constitution Day

Dated a girl once whose brother totaled the one day old family car after his birthday celebration that day.

And then there was the new Cadillac owner who got his brand new car creamed as he was exiting the dealer lot.


15 posted on 07/24/2009 9:12:38 AM PDT by garyhope
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To: Constitution Day
LONG ago, when I was in high school, one of the older (and clearly wealthier) guy's was given a band new car for his 21st BDay.
That night he brought it to the local drive in to show off. After an hour or so he started to go home, pulled into the street, and got totaled.
About a month later he showed up with a near identical replacement. Totaled.

Third time was the charm, he not only got out of the parking lot but all the way home.
But the model year had changed in the meantime.

(Truth!)

16 posted on 07/24/2009 9:16:20 AM PDT by norton
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To: Constitution Day

I remember a fella in my neighborhood who worked at a local GM dealer and had a well preserved (perfectly preserved in fact) ‘62 Impala SS w/409 with the dual quads immortalized by the Beach Boys ‘409’, it was a beautiful car, he drove it with care, treated it with respect, and when he needed some quick cash, he sadly put it up for sale.

Enter local high school kid who had too much money, and not enough brains.

Impala changes hands on Saturday afternoon, Impala wrapped around a telephone pole on Saturday night.

Fortunately the kid survived, the Impala didn’t.


17 posted on 07/24/2009 9:36:14 AM PDT by mkjessup (Jimmy Carter is the Skidmark in the panties of American history, 0bama is the yellow stain in front.)
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To: Constitution Day; IowaHawk

18 posted on 07/24/2009 9:49:35 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Constitution Day; IowaHawk
They should've gone with this kid's design:


19 posted on 07/24/2009 9:52:11 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Constitution Day

I crashed my 1st street bike the 1st week I had it.

The jump from 250cc dirtbike to 900cc street bike at 17
years old was a large one.

I’ve been riding for nearly 30 years now.


20 posted on 07/24/2009 9:54:13 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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