1 posted on
07/10/2009 9:58:32 AM PDT by
Dallas59
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To: Dallas59
To: Dallas59
With whom was the 13 girl swimming?
3 posted on
07/10/2009 9:59:53 AM PDT by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
To: Dallas59
Immaculate conception would have been more believable.
4 posted on
07/10/2009 10:00:09 AM PDT by
DonaldC
To: Dallas59
Not the highest probability explanation of her condition, I’d say.
To: Dallas59
Stray sperm? Would the cholorinated water kill the little swimmers?
6 posted on
07/10/2009 10:00:43 AM PDT by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
To: Dallas59
7 posted on
07/10/2009 10:00:47 AM PDT by
A.Hun
(Common sense is no longer common.)
To: Dallas59
Musta been some real ugly dudes swimming in that pool.
8 posted on
07/10/2009 10:01:03 AM PDT by
Jack of all Trades
(Stop the change - I want to get off!)
To: Dallas59
Based on a VERY scientific study in a nearby thread, I’d say that an exceptionally ugly man must have been in the pool at about that time.
10 posted on
07/10/2009 10:01:41 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(I don't believe anything anyone says about anything anymore.)
To: Dallas59
Wasn’t 0buma in Egypt recently?
12 posted on
07/10/2009 10:02:22 AM PDT by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Dallas59
It’s better than having to have a family member perform an honor killing.
To: Dallas59
Oh sure! Happens all the time...I also heard you can get pregnant if you kiss a boy when you are wearing a bathing suit...
To: Dallas59; All
Girlfriend: Unfortunately, I didn’t have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.
Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?
Girlfriend: Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it while I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.
Jerry: All right, that’s it for me. You’ve been great. Good night, everybody.
16 posted on
07/10/2009 10:03:55 AM PDT by
Red in Blue PA
(If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
To: Dallas59
How does she know it was the swimming pool that did it? Also I didn’t know you could “fall” pregnant.
To: Dallas59
Good try. The Egyptian will either decapitate her or stone her to death for fornication. I hope for her sake that they buy the story.
To: Dallas59
That’s nothing, I heard about this girl who got pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.
And then, there was this one time, at band camp...
:-)
21 posted on
07/10/2009 10:04:51 AM PDT by
DemforBush
(Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
To: Dallas59
ROTFLMBO!!!
Hope fully it wasn’t the shallow end of the gene pool!
23 posted on
07/10/2009 10:06:02 AM PDT by
gimme1ibertee
(Time to CLEAN HOUSE (AND Senate!!!) Kick their butts to the curb!!)
To: Dallas59
Betcha the baby looks like Mrs. Kwiatkowska’s husband.
24 posted on
07/10/2009 10:06:12 AM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Dallas59
“daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool”
So, perhaps she should stop SCR3WING there!!!
To: Dallas59
“.....the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with ‘stray sperm’ in the water.....”
Oooh.....I HATE when that happens. But is she sure it wasn’t from the doorknob to the dressing room?
27 posted on
07/10/2009 10:07:09 AM PDT by
EggsAckley
(There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
To: Dallas59
Lots of girls get pregnant in pools. In hot tubs, too.
28 posted on
07/10/2009 10:09:05 AM PDT by
Buck W.
(The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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