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1 posted on 07/10/2009 9:58:32 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

Holy Sperm Batman!!!


2 posted on 07/10/2009 9:59:18 AM PDT by SoftwareEngineer
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To: Dallas59

With whom was the 13 girl swimming?


3 posted on 07/10/2009 9:59:53 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: Dallas59

Immaculate conception would have been more believable.


4 posted on 07/10/2009 10:00:09 AM PDT by DonaldC
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To: Dallas59

Not the highest probability explanation of her condition, I’d say.


5 posted on 07/10/2009 10:00:20 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: Dallas59

Stray sperm? Would the cholorinated water kill the little swimmers?


6 posted on 07/10/2009 10:00:43 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: Dallas59

Sure she did.....


7 posted on 07/10/2009 10:00:47 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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Musta been some real ugly dudes swimming in that pool.


8 posted on 07/10/2009 10:01:03 AM PDT by Jack of all Trades (Stop the change - I want to get off!)
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Based on a VERY scientific study in a nearby thread, I’d say that an exceptionally ugly man must have been in the pool at about that time.


10 posted on 07/10/2009 10:01:41 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I don't believe anything anyone says about anything anymore.)
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To: Dallas59

Wasn’t 0buma in Egypt recently?


12 posted on 07/10/2009 10:02:22 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

It’s better than having to have a family member perform an honor killing.


13 posted on 07/10/2009 10:02:43 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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Oh sure! Happens all the time...I also heard you can get pregnant if you kiss a boy when you are wearing a bathing suit...


14 posted on 07/10/2009 10:02:50 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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Girlfriend: Unfortunately, I didn’t have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?

Girlfriend: Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it while I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Jerry: All right, that’s it for me. You’ve been great. Good night, everybody.


16 posted on 07/10/2009 10:03:55 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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How does she know it was the swimming pool that did it? Also I didn’t know you could “fall” pregnant.


18 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:07 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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Good try. The Egyptian will either decapitate her or stone her to death for fornication. I hope for her sake that they buy the story.


19 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:17 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: Dallas59

That’s nothing, I heard about this girl who got pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.

And then, there was this one time, at band camp...

:-)


21 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:51 AM PDT by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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To: Dallas59

ROTFLMBO!!!
Hope fully it wasn’t the shallow end of the gene pool!


23 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:02 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Time to CLEAN HOUSE (AND Senate!!!) Kick their butts to the curb!!)
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Betcha the baby looks like Mrs. Kwiatkowska’s husband.


24 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:12 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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“daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool”

So, perhaps she should stop SCR3WING there!!!


26 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:22 AM PDT by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( The Constitution needs No interpreting, only APPLICATION!)
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“.....the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with ‘stray sperm’ in the water.....”

Oooh.....I HATE when that happens. But is she sure it wasn’t from the doorknob to the dressing room?


27 posted on 07/10/2009 10:07:09 AM PDT by EggsAckley (There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
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To: Dallas59

Lots of girls get pregnant in pools. In hot tubs, too.


28 posted on 07/10/2009 10:09:05 AM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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