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[Lucky9teen]

The 2009 summer blockbuster movie season is upon us. As a brief respite from our usual political humor, I offer you this preview of some of this summer’s most eagerly anticipated movies.

Dumb And Dumber

Obama and Biden are two lovable and friendly, but very stupid friends, who struggle with every aspect of life. Obama is the President of the United States. Biden is his more experienced, but equally stupid sidekick and Vice President. Watch the two bumble their way through the misadventures of running the United States government in this hilarious comedy, destined to be a classic (Hilarity may not applicable to United States citizens). Comedy. Opens July 3.

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
After the events of “Ice Age: The Meltdown”, life begins to change for Manny and his friends: Fossil fuels still exist, but they have been cap and traded to developing nations. Manny and his friends struggle to make ends meet as a new ice age erupts in the face of hysteria over global warming. Animated Comedy. Opens July 3.

The World According to Gore

Al Gore is Gore. He’s got a funny way of looking at life. Opens July 10.

Obama Brasco
Barack Obama goes undercover inside a radical Islamic extremist terrorist cell. A low level flunkie in the terror cell befriends Obama, and soon Obama is one of the most trusted members of the group. However, a moral dilemma confronts Obama when a mole is suspected and he realizes that ending the undercover operation will put his friend at risk. Based on a true story. Drama. Opens July 10.

National Lampoons Iranian Vacation
Iran has a long and storied history, dating back to the very beginning of human civilization… Until the Obama family pays a visit for their summer vacation. Obama has trouble speaking English when there is a teleprompter in front of him. Without a teleprompter or a translator, there’s sure to be one zany disaster after another in the cradle of civilization. Comedy. Opens July 17.

They Call Me Senator Boxer

With the right kickbacks, anyone can buy a title. Drama. Opens July 17.

Air Force One
The President of the United States is on a mission to secure public relations photos for Air Force One when the plane sweeps in on a near miss of the Statue of Liberty, sending New Yorkers into a terrified panic. Action. Opens July 17.

The Crying Game

When a Supreme Court Justice appointment unexpectedly opens, President Obama appoints Sonia Sotomayor to the position. However there are some things that even Obama doesn’t know about Sotomayor. (Same surprise ending). Political Thriller. Opens July 24.

Snakes on a Plane

Hair raising thriller featuring Nancy Pelosi… On a plane. Action and Adventure. Opens July 24.



Tim Geithner loves corruption: past due taxes keep him from the pros, but his sneaky outmaneuvering makes him a brilliant predictor of politics outcomes. Needing money, he leaves New York for Washington to work for the Obama administration advising Lawrence.  Lawrence has a doting wife, two twin daughters and a son, and a growing government, but he has problems: a broken economy, a belief he's a master manipulator, and addictions barely kept in check. He remakes Tim, and a father-son relationship grows. Then, things go awry. The Obama administration may be running a con. The odds against Tim mount.  Suspense Thriller.  Opens July 10.


This comedy is about two guys who decide to rig the Government to pay off a debt by having one of them, Obama, pose as a President, hoping to fool the public.  Mentally-challenged high jinks and hilarity surely follow.  Opens July 24.


Brokeback Obama is the story of ranch hand Joe Biden and rodeo cowboy Barack Obama, two older men who meet and fall in love with destroying America in Washington in 2009. The film documents their complex relationship over the next eighteen months. Drama. Opens July 31.


The film follows Batman, Presidential Candidate Obama (Two-Face), Assistant D.A. Rachel Dawes, and Police Commissioner James Gordon and their struggles and journey in combating the new rising threat of a criminal who goes by the name of the "Joker".  Obama's transformation from heroic Presidential Candidate to disfigured economy killer Two-Face is presented entirely.  Acton and Adventure. Opens July 24


Vice President Biden returns to save the day once again. This time he's out to foil the "big boys" in the energy business. A top scientist (Dr Mainheimer) is about to publish his report on energy supply for the future. Things don't look good for the traditional suppliers; oil, coal and nuclear. To save their industries, the suppliers kidnap Mainheimer and replace him with a decoy with a more favourable report. Jane, the Dr's secretary, is Bidens old flame; they're passionate love affair is thus rekindled. Action and Comedy. Opens July 24.

[CPOSharky]

Biden VP picture: Looks like the whole cartridge is flying through his foot, not just the bullet.

[Bean Counter]

[Bookwoman]

A new classic! Wonderful!

[paulycy]

[ShadowAce]

[Nateman]

[ShadowAce]

[Monkey Face]

HERE!

[ShadowAce]

[red-dawg]

[BenLurkin]

Music!

[sunny48]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel “ pick up your shovel,
mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land”.

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “ Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and
light up a camel, this is the promised land”.

Now Obama has stolen your shovel , taxed your asses, raised the price of camels,
and mortgaged the promised land.

[CSM]

Woo Hooo, silliness at last.

The movie of my life...

The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir

So what if you’re a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.

Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner

[sunny48]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today. I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house.”

[sunny48]

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado..... And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City ....
..and went to find the Great Wizard

“What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

“I’ve come for some courage.”

“No Problem!” said the Wizard, “Who’s next?”

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:

“Well, I think I need a heart.” “Done! Says the Wizard.”

“Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?”

Up stepped Bush and said,

“The American people say that I need a brain.”

“No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done.”

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn’t say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

“Well, what do YOU want?”

“IS DOROTHY HERE?”

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!!

[JoeProBono]

[OB1kNOb]

A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD...

Well, crap...
Now I forgot what it was.
Nevermind.

[fanfan]

Real picture.....

[Travis T. OJustice]

LMAO! That ain’t right!