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[Lucky9teen]

The 2009 summer blockbuster movie season is upon us. As a brief respite from our usual political humor, I offer you this preview of some of this summer’s most eagerly anticipated movies.

Dumb And Dumber

Obama and Biden are two lovable and friendly, but very stupid friends, who struggle with every aspect of life. Obama is the President of the United States. Biden is his more experienced, but equally stupid sidekick and Vice President. Watch the two bumble their way through the misadventures of running the United States government in this hilarious comedy, destined to be a classic (Hilarity may not applicable to United States citizens). Comedy. Opens July 3.

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
After the events of “Ice Age: The Meltdown”, life begins to change for Manny and his friends: Fossil fuels still exist, but they have been cap and traded to developing nations. Manny and his friends struggle to make ends meet as a new ice age erupts in the face of hysteria over global warming. Animated Comedy. Opens July 3.

The World According to Gore

Al Gore is Gore. He’s got a funny way of looking at life. Opens July 10.

Obama Brasco
Barack Obama goes undercover inside a radical Islamic extremist terrorist cell. A low level flunkie in the terror cell befriends Obama, and soon Obama is one of the most trusted members of the group. However, a moral dilemma confronts Obama when a mole is suspected and he realizes that ending the undercover operation will put his friend at risk. Based on a true story. Drama. Opens July 10.

National Lampoons Iranian Vacation
Iran has a long and storied history, dating back to the very beginning of human civilization… Until the Obama family pays a visit for their summer vacation. Obama has trouble speaking English when there is a teleprompter in front of him. Without a teleprompter or a translator, there’s sure to be one zany disaster after another in the cradle of civilization. Comedy. Opens July 17.

They Call Me Senator Boxer

With the right kickbacks, anyone can buy a title. Drama. Opens July 17.

Air Force One
The President of the United States is on a mission to secure public relations photos for Air Force One when the plane sweeps in on a near miss of the Statue of Liberty, sending New Yorkers into a terrified panic. Action. Opens July 17.

The Crying Game

When a Supreme Court Justice appointment unexpectedly opens, President Obama appoints Sonia Sotomayor to the position. However there are some things that even Obama doesn’t know about Sotomayor. (Same surprise ending). Political Thriller. Opens July 24.

Snakes on a Plane

Hair raising thriller featuring Nancy Pelosi… On a plane. Action and Adventure. Opens July 24.



Tim Geithner loves corruption: past due taxes keep him from the pros, but his sneaky outmaneuvering makes him a brilliant predictor of politics outcomes. Needing money, he leaves New York for Washington to work for the Obama administration advising Lawrence.  Lawrence has a doting wife, two twin daughters and a son, and a growing government, but he has problems: a broken economy, a belief he's a master manipulator, and addictions barely kept in check. He remakes Tim, and a father-son relationship grows. Then, things go awry. The Obama administration may be running a con. The odds against Tim mount.  Suspense Thriller.  Opens July 10.


This comedy is about two guys who decide to rig the Government to pay off a debt by having one of them, Obama, pose as a President, hoping to fool the public.  Mentally-challenged high jinks and hilarity surely follow.  Opens July 24.


Brokeback Obama is the story of ranch hand Joe Biden and rodeo cowboy Barack Obama, two older men who meet and fall in love with destroying America in Washington in 2009. The film documents their complex relationship over the next eighteen months. Drama. Opens July 31.


The film follows Batman, Presidential Candidate Obama (Two-Face), Assistant D.A. Rachel Dawes, and Police Commissioner James Gordon and their struggles and journey in combating the new rising threat of a criminal who goes by the name of the "Joker".  Obama's transformation from heroic Presidential Candidate to disfigured economy killer Two-Face is presented entirely.  Acton and Adventure. Opens July 24


Vice President Biden returns to save the day once again. This time he's out to foil the "big boys" in the energy business. A top scientist (Dr Mainheimer) is about to publish his report on energy supply for the future. Things don't look good for the traditional suppliers; oil, coal and nuclear. To save their industries, the suppliers kidnap Mainheimer and replace him with a decoy with a more favourable report. Jane, the Dr's secretary, is Bidens old flame; they're passionate love affair is thus rekindled. Action and Comedy. Opens July 24.

[sunny48]

The Postal Service created a stamp to honor the first woman Speaker Of The House, Nancy Pelosi.

Reports started coming in that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the Speaker, who demanded a full investigation.

After 6 months of testing and $1.73 billion in congressional spending, a special Commission presented the following findings:

The stamp is in perfect order.

There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

People are spitting on the wrong side.

[CougarGA7]

That’s ironic. With the Selma Hayek stamp they were licking the wrong side.

[Sax]

What's that last one? Don't let Spiderman or Jackie Chan use this restroom?

[bert]

There is one other trait in common..... neither have a belly button

[Travis T. OJustice]

Don’t pee like a dog. LOL!

[a fool in paradise]

Retired chairman of Oscar Mayer Foods dead at 95 (AP/Google July 7, 2009)

[Travis T. OJustice]

That’s ironic. With the Selma Hayek stamp they were licking the wrong side.

Just want to be sure people know who you are talking about:

[a fool in paradise]

TMZ: No Weinermobile at services for Oscar Meyer

Oscar Meyer, the retired chairman of the Oscar Mayer processed meats company, died at age 95 with what some might consider an unsual request: no Weinermobile at his funeral.

Nothing says Oscar Mayer — the company spells its name differently than the founding family — like the Weinermobile. But TMZ.com quotes an unnamed representative as saying Meyer thought the iconic vehicle would create too much of a spectacle.

After the Michael Jackson spectacle, I was kind of hoping for a funeral procession of Wienermobiles

[a fool in paradise]

Someone watched too manu Pink Panther movies.

[a fool in paradise]

They’re coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho hoo hoo
They’re coming to take me away
They’re coming to take me away
They’re coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho hoo hoo
to the funny farm where life is...

[BenLurkin]

Ich bin ein Stehsprechler!

[a fool in paradise]

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

[Bean Counter]

[fanfan]

The last one looks like ....We aim to please, so you aim too please.

The 5th one has me LOL, no fishing???

[Lady Jag]

Depends, Beanie, my child.

[handy old one]

How much per week? I am unemployed and can do the job up right. I would make you a nervous wreck in a very short period of time, because I have done this before with someone who pulled a chunk of my beard out. Try to have a silly day after those thoughts. HE HE HE!!

[Darksheare]

Hmmm...

[ErnBatavia]

Oh my goodness...another few seconds of staring at that and post #103 would need one more graphic thingie for the “no-no” department.....

[The Chief]

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8