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New Species Of Phallus-shaped Mushroom Named After California Academy Of Sciences Scientist
sciencedaily ^

Posted on 07/09/2009 4:23:15 AM PDT by JoeProBono

It's two inches long, grows on wood, and is shaped like a phallus. A new species of stinkhorn mushroom, Phallus drewesii, has been discovered on the African island of Sao Tome and graces the upcoming cover of the journal Mycologia. The mushroom is named after Robert Drewes, Curator of Herpetology at the California Academy of Sciences, and is described in the July/August issue by Professor Dennis Desjardin and Brian Perry of San Francisco State University.

"It's a wonderful honor and great fun to have this phallus-shaped fungus named after me," says Drewes. "I have been immortalized in the scientific record."

(Excerpt) Read more at sciencedaily.com ...


TOPICS: Science
KEYWORDS: mushroom

1 posted on 07/09/2009 4:23:15 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

at 2 inches I wouldn’t be so honoured


2 posted on 07/09/2009 4:26:19 AM PDT by xp38
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To: JoeProBono

Barney Frank is very interested!


3 posted on 07/09/2009 4:26:51 AM PDT by WellyP
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To: JoeProBono
> It's two inches long, grows on wood, and is shaped like a phallus.

BEAVIS: Heh heh. Heh heh. He said WOOD. Heh heh.
BUTTHEAD: Hey Beavis. They like, UH-huh UH-huh UH-huh, they found your phallus. It's two inches long. UH-huh. UH-huh. UH-huh.
BEAVIS: Shutup! Numb-nuts!
BUTTHEAD: Beavis, you're a dork!

4 posted on 07/09/2009 4:29:28 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: JoeProBono
The mushroom is named after Robert Drewes ...

He's a prick.

5 posted on 07/09/2009 4:33:26 AM PDT by JoeGar
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To: JoeProBono
"A new species of stinkhorn mushroom"

The frail human sense of humor pales in comparison to the random comedy that just simply happens. And they say there is no God.

6 posted on 07/09/2009 4:37:55 AM PDT by Jagman (You comport, We deride!)
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To: JoeProBono

This guy must be a real prick to deserve this.


7 posted on 07/09/2009 4:38:52 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: JoeProBono

His sense of honor and my sense of honor must be different.


8 posted on 07/09/2009 4:48:10 AM PDT by Bulldawg Fan (Victory is the last thing Murtha and his fellow Defeatists want.)
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To: xp38

My first thought!!


9 posted on 07/09/2009 4:51:49 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: JoeProBono

Were it me, I’d pass on such an “honor”.

I’d rather be remembered for a REAL accomplishment that benefitted mankind, than a phallic-shaped mushroom.


10 posted on 07/09/2009 5:21:42 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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> I’d rather be remembered for a REAL accomplishment that benefitted mankind, than a phallic-shaped mushroom.

I dunno... if it is edible and palatable it could be worth a fortune. Naming rights on such a delicacy could also be worth a fortune as a result.


11 posted on 07/09/2009 8:04:08 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: JoeGar
"He's a prick."

But he's now officially a fun guy!

12 posted on 07/09/2009 8:07:38 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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