[nickcarraway]

"The kid is not my son..."

[Carpe Cerevisi]

[DouglasKC]

Klein also says that Jackson did not appear to be in severe pain – or to be battling addiction – during their last meeting, which was the Monday before Jackson's death. "He danced in my office. He danced for my patients. He was very muscular and he was very, very happy and dancing," Klein says. "I saw nothing at that point in time that would make me worry whatsoever."

In the world of normal someone coming into a doctor's office and doing this would hauled off to the loony bin.

[nmh]

This kids look like him and his former nurse.

He’s lying about that.

I’d bet Michael kept getting the plactic surgery becuse he LIKED the rest he got when he was under.

Finally, WHY is this news?

He’s everyting you don’t want your kids to emulate.

If Jackson was so happy about being black -

WHY did his skin keep getting WHITER?

WHY did he NOT date BLACK GIRLS?

WHY were the biological MOTHER and FATHER WHITE?

Clearly his kids are WHITE?

SO how can LIBERALS make this a “race” issue?

Clearly, MJ prefed to be WHITE and wanted WHITE kids and dated WHITE girls - Brook Shields, Deborah Rowe and Elvis Presley’s daughter he married for a brief time.

Yo, racist LIBERAL - EXPLAIN why MJ was a RACIST and didn’t want to be BLACK, date BLACKS or have BLACK kids.

[randog]

I was watching ABC yesterday morning, I think it was GMA. The MJ FuneralFest 2009 had just begun and they ran a video of Michael with his first son (Prince I?). The boy was about 2-3 years old and looked like a poster child for the the Hitler Youth. I didn’t see an ounce of blackness in that kid.

[kenth]

“All I can tell you is, to the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children,” Klein said. “I can’t answer it any other way. I don’t want to feed any of this insanity going around.”

Wouldn’t, “No!”, have been a better way to not feed the insanity?

[gitmogrunt]

"All I can tell you is, to the best of my knowledge.."

"To the best of my knowledge???.."

Man-oh-man, that is a very weak denial, if I ever heard one.

[BossLady]

"He danced in my office. He danced for my patients. He was very muscular and he was very, very happy and dancing," Klein says."

Wow Doc....ya think MJ might have gotten into the Oxycontin, Percocet, Demerol et al BEFORE he got to your office?

[dead]

All I can tell you is, to the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children," Klein said.

Clintonian.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I won’t believe it until I see it on Maury Povich. ;)

[Gator113]

I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s child as well as Michael Jackson’s.

Now send me my money.

p.s. Anyone want a full time baby sitting job.... I’ll even provide healthcare.

[kalee]

“All I can tell you is, to the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children,”

To the best of my knowledge, what kind of answer is that? Either he donated sperm or he didn’t, yes or no.
If he was the lone donor for insemination the answer is yes, if he didn’t the answer is no.
If the sperm were delivered in a mix of many men’s sperm, so the donor could not be easily identified, the appropriate answer would be “I could be”

Those poor kids will go through life asking are you my father?
Even sadder, the youngest one doesn’t even know who his mother is.

[a fool in paradise]

Father of the Year gets around...

[TADSLOS]

Kinda narrows it down then...

[Ann Archy]

“To the best of my knowledge...”??? WTF? Why didn’t he say, “I’ve never donated my sperm.....it would be IMPOSSIBLE”.......OR did he DO Debbie Rowe, and Michael was the FOIL?

[ravingnutter]

Well, at least we can be sure Sarah Palin won't get blamed for it. But of course, logic has never been the Dem's strong suit. See:

Al Sharpton Show: Did Sarah Palin Do Something to Michael Jackson?

[Seruzawa]

Can we start a new section of the FR dedicated to Michael Jackson that we can deselect when he search for new articles? Sure would be nice.

[Ditter]

The doctor should have refused to answer the paternity question.

[aruanan]

"All I can tell you is, to the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children," Klein said.

To the best of his knowledge? Does this mean that he's sometimes in a position where he could have had, um, generative material extracted from him without his knowledge or that, at least, he's a sperm bank donor but doesn't know whether or not or for whom his contributions were withdrawn?

[battletank]

This thread is making me laugh ‘til I cry. Funniest damn thing ever.

To the best of my knowledge?? ROTF!

Bubbles! GASPING for breath! LOLOL