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Woman calls emergency services to report missing hamster
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Posted on 07/05/2009 5:39:34 PM PDT by Chet 99

Woman calls emergency services to report missing hamster

12:15 PM, July 5, 2009

Hamster What's not to love about a hamster? They're pocket-sized, fuzzy and make great substitute racehorses. But one Yorkshire, England, woman took her love of the small rodents a step too far by calling 999 (the British equivalent of 911) when her beloved pet escaped.

"It's my hamster. It's got out of its cage. It's gone into the bathroom and it's gone down into the floorboards," the woman can be heard telling an emergency-line operator in the recently released recording of her frantic 999 call. A short time later, she asks the operator, "Is there any chance anyone could come and help me get it out?"

South Yorkshire police released the recording to draw attention to what they say is a big problem: non-emergency calls placed to the emergency line. (This is hardly just an English problem: A Florida man recently made headlines for his ludicrous 911 call complaining that Burger King was out of lemonade.)

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1 posted on 07/05/2009 5:39:34 PM PDT by Chet 99
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She had better hope it isn’t found by Richard Gere.


2 posted on 07/05/2009 5:40:15 PM PDT by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99

Gee, do you think maybe she voted for the commie??


3 posted on 07/05/2009 5:41:50 PM PDT by taillightchaser (WHEN A DEMOCRAT SAYS " THE AMERICAN PEOPLE" YOU KNOW THE NEXT WORDS WILL BE LIES!!)
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To: Chet 99

“What’s not to love about a hamster?”

Ours eats carpet. grrrrr.


4 posted on 07/05/2009 5:43:31 PM PDT by Gil4
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To: Chet 99

Waiting for her defenders to enter this thread just as they defended the woman who called 911 because she didn’t get her chicken mcnuggets.


5 posted on 07/05/2009 5:43:33 PM PDT by South40 (Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance. ~Hussein Obama, Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009)
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To: Chet 99
Found him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFyNABcerFo

6 posted on 07/05/2009 5:44:33 PM PDT by Clock King
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To: Chet 99

Richard Gere has been named as a person of interest by the police.


7 posted on 07/05/2009 5:44:47 PM PDT by relictele
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To: Chet 99

Someone could make a mint by devising a device that allows a small electrical shock to be administered over a phone line.

Caller: “Hello, I’d like to report my hamster missing.”

911: “I’m sorry, did you say hamster?”

Caller: “Yes, his name is Fluffy. He’s brown and whi”

911: ZOT.

Caller: (Awakens on the floor with the phone now making that funny beeping sound)


8 posted on 07/05/2009 5:46:38 PM PDT by Sylvester McMonkey McBean
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To: Chet 99
"She had better hope it isn’t found by Richard Gere."

Or in Richard Gere, for that matter.

Talk about an urban legend that will never die. I'd almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a bed wetting leftist.

9 posted on 07/05/2009 5:48:46 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: Chet 99

I’m not sure what hamsters go for in the UK, but I’m pretty sure she could pick up a new one that looks exactly the same for under a Euro.


10 posted on 07/05/2009 5:49:22 PM PDT by OCC
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To: Clock King

Oh, THAT is adorable! :)


11 posted on 07/05/2009 5:49:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Chet 99

I guess people are getting stupider all over the world. This bodes well for “leaders” such as dumbO. Their power relies on the people being stupid.


12 posted on 07/05/2009 5:49:40 PM PDT by MichiganConservative (Just say "No" to socialism.)
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To: Chet 99

Well, a lost hamster is a hugh and series crisis!


13 posted on 07/05/2009 5:51:06 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: Chet 99

When your hamster is lost you don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, you get off your ass and you get out there and find that freakin rodent.


14 posted on 07/05/2009 5:54:15 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Chet 99
Has she looked in Lady Elton John's....uuuummmm....house?
15 posted on 07/05/2009 5:56:58 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: South40

You’re right. We’ve had some reports in America of some idiots abusing the 911 public emergency services for trivial nonsense. This is not funny and they should charged with interfering with law enforcement. While the police are wasting time and resources on this sort of crap, the calls of people whose lives may be in imminent danger may not be getting the immediate attention they should.


16 posted on 07/05/2009 6:03:36 PM PDT by T.L.Sink
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To: Chet 99

Maybe it was her mother. And her father smelt of Elderberries.


17 posted on 07/05/2009 6:11:39 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Chet 99
 http://www.mediastorehouse.com/image/londoners-made-homeless-by-a-german-air-raid-during-the-blitz-world-war-ii-october-1940_1226502.jpg  http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/chris-crocker.jpg
 LONDONERS THEN
 LONDONERS NOW

18 posted on 07/05/2009 6:14:17 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Gil4

“What’s not to love about a hamster?”

They taste like rats.


19 posted on 07/05/2009 6:16:25 PM PDT by Do the math (Doug)
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To: Do the math

I can’t confirm they taste like rats, but if the little guy gets out of his cage again I might roast him and let you know if he tastes like chicken.


20 posted on 07/05/2009 6:26:16 PM PDT by Gil4
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