Posted on 07/02/2009 11:05:06 PM PDT by nateriver
TOTUS is in critical condition. There is a program glitch causing a loop thus having Obama repeat the same words over and over again:
July 2 - President Barack Obama said Thursday he was "deeply concerned" about unemployment...
Jun 28 - WASHINGTON (AFP) – US President Barack Obama said Sunday he was "deeply concerned" by reports of the overthrow of Honduras President Manuel Zelaya,
June 16 - President Barack Obama is "deeply concerned" over the Iranian elections.
June 8 - President Barack Obama has said he is "deeply concerned" by North Korea's reported sentencing of two US journalists to 12 years' hard labour.
March 3 - President Barack Obama is "deeply concerned" by an attack on Sri Lanka cricket team.
An interview with TOTUS reveals that his programming was not updated when he went from TOCO (Teleprompter OF Candidate Obama) to TOTUS.
April 26’08 - Senator Obama deeply concerned by the ongoing crisis in Zimbabwe
Sept 1 ’08 - Senator Obama deeply concerned About Hurricane Gustav
Jan 7 ’09 - Senator Obama deeply concerned over Gaza.
TOTUS reasoned he was not updated with the POTUS Leadership Program because no leadership skills could be found in the Obama administration.
Max Headroom is back, and this time he’s black.
I saw one speech where he was using an LCD for a prompter, looked like a Samsung. One of these days, someone is going to get close enough with a programmable remote, and seriously screw with one of his speeches. lol I can’t wait.
He will suddenly announce a 25% tax cut, he will be revealing his birth certificate at 2PM in the Oval Office, and he will be resigning from office at 3PM. There will be the sound of gasp in the room, and he will look around wondering why....
I too, am deeply concerned. I was deeply concerned last summer. I was deeply concerned on election day. I was deeply concerned on Christmas day. I was deeply concerned almost daily since 1 January. I’ve been deeply concerned about the CNN declining numbers. I am deeply concerned about the competence of OJ Simpson. I am deeply concerned about the capabilities of Katie Couric. I am deeply concerned about Castro, Hugo, and South Carolina Governor Sanford. I am deeply concerned about global warming, global cooling, climate change, and non-climate change. I am deeply concerned over beef prices. I am deeply concerned the quality of fireworks on this fourth of July. I am deeply concerned over aliens possibly visiting the Earth. I am deeply concerned that Loch Ness might be too polluted for Nessie to survive.
Frankly, I’m deeply concerned that I might have to go visit a mental health specialist over my deep concerns.
And because Bush and the Republican'ts were passive wimps, they began using the phrase, too. Now it is the phrase to use when you want to show the world that you are an unimaginative, inside-the-beltway pussy with a limited vocabulary.
And now we’ll also have “deep thoughts” in the Senate.
Tom Daschle has been fiddling with TOTUS.
Damn! You beat me to it.
No worry Barry, we hear your communism loud & clear!
That’s what you get when you pay your 28 year old speech writer only $173,000 per year. Save the TOTUS!!!!
“Deeply concerned” is Obamaspeak for “look at me, I’m doing something.”
ReleaseTheHounds Very Interesting.
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