Max Headroom is back, and this time he’s black.
I too, am deeply concerned. I was deeply concerned last summer. I was deeply concerned on election day. I was deeply concerned on Christmas day. I was deeply concerned almost daily since 1 January. I’ve been deeply concerned about the CNN declining numbers. I am deeply concerned about the competence of OJ Simpson. I am deeply concerned about the capabilities of Katie Couric. I am deeply concerned about Castro, Hugo, and South Carolina Governor Sanford. I am deeply concerned about global warming, global cooling, climate change, and non-climate change. I am deeply concerned over beef prices. I am deeply concerned the quality of fireworks on this fourth of July. I am deeply concerned over aliens possibly visiting the Earth. I am deeply concerned that Loch Ness might be too polluted for Nessie to survive.
Frankly, I’m deeply concerned that I might have to go visit a mental health specialist over my deep concerns.