Posted on 07/02/2009 11:56:11 AM PDT by lewisglad
No, wait, don't start throwing white gloves at me in anger! I didn't say it--I just thought it. It's Steppin' Out magazine's Chaunce Hayden who actually put that idea on paper, and I'm merely here to share his fuming words with y'all as a public (or perhaps pubic) service. Check out Hayden's reasoning and see if you don't gag, spew, wince, and totally agree:
It's time for the voice of reason. Michael Jackson was an a-hole. There, I said it, and I'll say it again. Michael "creepy, boy-loving" Jackson was an a-hole. Got a problem with that? Too bad. I refuse to jump on the "rest in peace, we love you, Michael" bandwagon and shed tears over someone who was so f-ing despicable. How quickly the world forgets or conveniently chooses not to remember.
Allow me to quickly recap the life of this troubled superstar: Michael Jackson was a pedophile. Michael Jackson was a drug addict. Michael Jackson abused his own children both physically and emotionally. Michael Jackson was a deadbeat who owed millions in unpaid bills.
Oh yeah, and Michael Jackson could sing and dance. And now, he's dead. Boo hoo. What surprises me is how long this frail child molester was able to physically walk the earth. Let's face it; Michael, for all intent and purpose, had left the human race years ago as he morphed into one of his Thriller video characters before our very eyes. But like the "Emperor's New Clothes," the world chose to ignore the true horror of this self-mutilated beast.
For 50 years, this soft-spoken mummy moonwalked his way through life leaving a trail of victims in his wake. God knows how many brainwashed boys were befriended by the ghoulish performer with the lure of cash, toys, exotic pets and an alcohol concoction Michael cleverly called "Jesus Juice" to loosen 'em up before a night of debauchery.
Imagine your own child lying in bed next to Michael wondering why the room is spinning while a wig-wearing 5'10", 115-pound grown man in clown makeup gropes at his innocence. Yet, we cry for this animal as if Christ himself was crucified before our eyes. Please, spare me.
Someone should have put Michael out of his misery many years ago. A stake through the heart would have been more merciful than to allow this half-human/half plastic thing to slither through his backyard amusement park, hunting for his pubescent prey.
In the end, I believe Michael himself knew what he had become and made the choice to put a stop to the madness. While the word "suicide" has yet to be brought up between all the blind tears, it's my hope that Michael, in an effort to stop himself from hurting any other child, put an end to his own miserable existence.
I will not mourn the death of Michael Jackson no more than I would mourn the death of any pedophile that hunts down children for deviant pleasure...Regardless of his musical abilities.
Tonight, as I write this column, my tears go out to those children who grew up much too soon thanks to the "King of Pop."
Some day, the media will write articles like this about Barack Obama.
I felt bad for his death, as I would for anyone’s, and respected his work in the 80s’ but this article says the plain unvarnished truth.
Farrah Fawcett goes to Heaven and St. Peter greets her. He says that because she suffered so much with cancer, she can have a wish granted.
Farrah says: “I want child molestation to stop.”
St. Peter says: “Done.”
I don’t like his music and this article says it like i see it.
It’s about time!
the truth comes out...(it always does)
I’m still a bit unclear about Mr. Hayden’s true feelings towards Michael Jackson. I think he should tell us what he REALLY thinks.
;^)
There were two Michael Jacksons. The first Michael Jackson, who lived from 1958 until about 1986 or so, was a legend - great dancer, great singer, and heck of a cool black dude, even if he was a bit weird and effeminate. Personality traits aside, “Off The Wall” and “Thriller” were musical masterpieces.
The second Michael Jackson was a white wannabe born in a polymer plant in 1987 and got weirder as time went on, eventually becoming the pedophile freak show he was at his death. FWIW “Bad” was an OK album, but it went downhill from there.
I prefer to remember the first MJ.
Oh, c'mon.
You post a Michael Musto piece? Couldn’t find anything from Perez Hilton?
Professionally, Jackson was pure genius. Personally, he was as wierd as a lot of artistic geniuses, which I do not intend as as moral justification for what he may have done to children.
Q: You know why MJ wants to be reincarnated as a garbage bag?
A: So he will be white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
I concur. I think that he had some issues to start with but was able to “hold it together” before his recovery from the scalp burns, when he genuinely needed a lot of strong pain medication. After that, he seems to have slid much more quickly downhill. Poor son of a gun. I hope he’s not guilty of the child molestation stuff, but even if he isn’t, well. He opened himself up to the accusation.
As Dennis Miller once quipped (paraphrasing), If the BEST thing you can say about this is that a 44-year-old man prefers to sleep ASEXUALLY with pubescent boys, then even that’s a pretty sorry situation in itself.
It will take time, but it will happen. A sample: “Was Obama secretly a Muslim? Of course. We all knew it. Was he collaborating with people who wanted to destroy our country? Yes. It was obvious at the time, but we pretended not to see it because he was just too cool. And Michelle — was she a fat cow with atrocious fashion sense? Well, yeah, but it was awesome having someone from the ghetto in the White House, so we acted like she was pretty. We were young and dumb. But now the truth can be told ...”
Farrah Fawcett dies, and arrives in Heaven. God says ‘You’ve been a positive role model, helped many people throughout your life. Ask and I’ll grant you one wish.”
Farrah thinks for a moment and says ‘I’ve had a wonderful life, my family is financially secure...so I don’t wish for anything personally. That said, my wish is for all the worlds children to be safe from harm.”
Three hours later Michael Jackson was dead....
first, I don’t they are “his children”
Excellent, thanks for finding and posting.
A very nice antidote to the adulation and worship of a despicable longtime and habitual pederast.
Sure, he had some great albums, but that was 25 years ago.
Of course, his pederasty is now forgotten in the media worship of this celebrity deity.
They’re his dermatologist’s kids.
Another myth.
MJ had a couple of bubble-gum hit albums thanks in large part to a genius producer - Quincy Jones. MJ milked those for decades...like a one trick pony. His "music" lacked sophistication and will be forgotten in time.
MJ's legacy will always be a homosexual child molester.
Which then makes me wonder - did he not father them himself because he wanted them to be white, or because he was sterile?
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