Why Are Condoms Disliked by So Many Men? (Perfect Father's Day Article!)

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[earlJam]

SUSAN: Well, I don’t see why you just can’t use condoms.

GEORGE: Oh, no, no...condoms are for single men. The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever....I hate the condom.

SUSAN: Why?

GEORGE: I can never get the package open in time.

SUSAN: Well, you just tear it open.

GEORGE: It’s not that easy. It’s like “Beat The Clock,” there’s a lot of pressure there.

[JoeProBono]

[Poe White Trash]

During my wild college days (80s-90s), I was surprised at the number of women who told me they DIDN’T want me to use a condom. Something about the “feel,” they said.

So much for women being the mature advocates of “safe sex”! These days, they’re just as much pleasure-hogs as men. This study just mindlessly follows a sexual stereotype. GIGO.

[narses]

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[Venturer]

Anyone who has to ask this question , has obviously never worn a condom.

It’s a bit pathetic to spend 20 minutes in foreplay and have the results negated by digging out a condom and putting it on. Then explaining to the woman that, Yes, you know she isnt infected by an STD and neither are you, but lets be on the safe side. The condom takes away the natural feeling of the coupling for yourself and the partner, and when you dispose of it you are disposing of the fruits of your labor. In good sex bodily fluids are supposed to be mixed. That’s the name of the game.

[Condor51]

Why Are Condoms Disliked by So Many Men?

Easy ...because of ....

• Global Warming
• The Economy
• Right Wing Talk Radio
• Gun Control
• Fox News Channel
  
• Illegal Aliens
  (annnnnnnnd)

Its Bush's Fault!

[Oldpuppymax]

Nope...don’t want to be barred.

[txroadhawg]

Its all Bushes fault!!!

Man, i cant believe no one else said that yet, you guys are getting slow

[MotleyGirl70]

I love "The Sponge" episode.

We all know the real reason guys don't like wearing condoms; you can't get the package open in time ;)

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New scene - George and Susan in bed. We see George's hands struggling to open a condom wrapper.

SUSAN: Come on, George, just tear it open.

GEORGE: I'm trying, dammit.

SUSAN: Tear it.

GEORGE: I tried to tear it from the side, you can't get a good grip here. You gotta do it like a bag of chips.

SUSAN: Here give it to me.

GEORGE: Would you wait a second? Just wait? (They fight over it).

SUSAN: Give it to me. (She rips it open); Come on. Come on!

GEORGE (tosses the condom aside): It's too late.

[Chode]

bug chasers...

[Kiss Me Hardy]

Gay guys don’t like ‘em because they can’t shoes to match the bag.

[Slings and Arrows]

During my wild college days (80s-90s), I was surprised at the number of women who told me they DIDN’T want me to use a condom. Something about the “feel,” they said.

*coughshotgunweddingcough*

[Lady Jag]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day my finance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Dilbert San Diego]

It seems clear to many why men would prefer not to use condoms. This is a good example of a subject for which you don’t need a research study. I don’t want to say out loud what some of those reasons are, but the point is, almost everyone knows what those reasons are for not wanting to use a condom.

[RichInOC]

It’s something guys have to think about at a time when about the absolute last thing they want to do is think.

[ApplegateRanch]

What guy doesn’t like beef jerky of some type?

A lot of people used to like this beefy jerky, but then the recipe changed, and most have lost their taste for it.

[BIGLOOK]

Naughty!

[JoeFromSidney]

Sounds to me like the government has run out of legitimate research to fund, but still has to spend the money, or the budget will be cut next year.

[Lady Jag]

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