SUSAN: Well, I don’t see why you just can’t use condoms.
GEORGE: Oh, no, no...condoms are for single men. The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever....I hate the condom.
SUSAN: Why?
GEORGE: I can never get the package open in time.
SUSAN: Well, you just tear it open.
GEORGE: It’s not that easy. It’s like “Beat The Clock,” there’s a lot of pressure there.
We all know the real reason guys don't like wearing condoms; you can't get the package open in time ;)
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New scene - George and Susan in bed. We see George's hands struggling to open a condom wrapper.
SUSAN: Come on, George, just tear it open.
GEORGE: I'm trying, dammit.
SUSAN: Tear it.
GEORGE: I tried to tear it from the side, you can't get a good grip here. You gotta do it like a bag of chips.
SUSAN: Here give it to me.
GEORGE: Would you wait a second? Just wait? (They fight over it).
SUSAN: Give it to me. (She rips it open); Come on. Come on!
GEORGE (tosses the condom aside): It's too late.