The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars .
You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration.
Posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Dancing with the Czars: Obama's New State-Run Show
The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars .
You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration.
prowess as they dance the Constitutional Side Step on the grave of Thomas Jefferson.
I have never hated having a memory until I saw this picture. OH MY GOD! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Precisely.. as a matter of fact, why don’t we just release the Cup to the New York Islanders to discourage them from losing year in and year out. Maybe the Islanders will turn in there suck and stop sucking.
Great line!
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering!” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”
“First Place!” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio enters the contest.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?” asked Pinocchio.
Ahh...she’s ok.
The sucky part is I live in Pittsburgh....if I lived in Seattle, then it would be normal.....
Ouch, that sucks. But I gotta admit I did laugh when I read this.
I think my brain has went to temporary shut-down mode.
That’s really odd, what are they doing?
A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl, leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his
bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The
reporter says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing
I’ve ever seen a man do in my whole life.”
The biker replies, “Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I’m a journalist from the New York
Times, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the
front page...So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH”
That is hilarious. WE were at a graduation party this last weekend where that very subject came up, as in “when you mention thongs to a 40+ person, they immediately think cheap footware.....
| You Are Destined to Rule the World |
 Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary! Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least you know that you could. |
Of course I am... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa...
I got a whopping 12 %.
I will never rule the world, I think I am destined to invent some type of cupcake. Go figure.
Pelosi, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?
AMERICA
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