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| June 10, 2009
| By Superkommissar Maksim
Posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Dancing with the Czars: Obama's New State-Run Show
The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars .
You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration.
The great thing about them is that Czars operate with impunity and are "under the radar" when it comes to making policy. They are accountable to no one except the President and, oh man, can they dance.
The rules are unknown and the Czars don't have to undergo Senate Confirmation Hearings, they simply get appointed. Not only do they have immunity from elimination, Obama is likely to appoint more in the coming months.
Episode One will feature President Obama and TARP Czar Herb Allison. You will marvel at their
prowess as they dance the Constitutional Side Step on the grave of Thomas Jefferson.
Following episodes are sure to feature Energy Czar Carol Browner and Health Reform Czar Nancy-Ann DeParle. With their solutions to problems being just the opposite of what is needed, their performance is guaranteed to be dangerous and entertaining.
Then there is Stimulus Accountability Czar Earl Devaney; his title alone is pure entertainment and his tap dancing will astound all.
Other dancers such as InfoTech Czar, and Urban Czar are quite the mystery. No one seems to know exactly what they do. Do they have talent or were they appointed to their positions as political favors? You'll have to watch to find out.
Tune in this season and watch which liberties and freedoms will be eroded first, on Dancing with the Czars! Coming to all state-run media outlets.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: america2point0; asocialistamerica; czar; czars; laughwhileyoucan; obama; obamajokes; obamunism; ofst; senateconfirmation; silliness; tyranny; ussa
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To: DaveLoneRanger
Ha!
What’s got four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.
To: Lucky9teen
42
posted on
06/12/2009 7:10:35 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(RUN, SARAH, RUN! ~~ (Stolen from redhead))
To: GlennBeck08
Nothing about the Obama administration in Constitutional. But hey..its Friday...GO PENQUINS.....
43
posted on
06/12/2009 7:13:14 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( If this be treason, then lets make the best of it.)
To: Lucky9teen
44
posted on
06/12/2009 7:16:10 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Yorlik803
No, Go WINGS! :)
I think I am going to have a nice tall glass of Friday as soon as I get done with work. We’re finally experiencing some of algore’s global warming up here.. it’s probably going to be in the 70s today. It is only the 3rd day above 65 we’ve had since last fall that I can remember. Yay global warming!!
To: Lucky9teen; The_Victor; Travis T. OJustice; Shyla; girlscout
| You Are Destined to Rule the World |
 You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. |
46
posted on
06/12/2009 7:21:58 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: GlennBeck08
I took a mental health day.Enjoying a Seattle- like day. No sun, gray skies and cool, wet breeze.
It will be a good game tonight. But the Pens will take it.Look for a lot of hitting and high scoring. Predicted score: Pens 3...wings 2.....
Or it will be a blow out..Wing 19...Pens 0....Malkin flees country...
How that for a Obama like prediction????
47
posted on
06/12/2009 7:23:41 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( If this be treason, then lets make the best of it.)
To: Lucky9teen
| Your Life is 16% Green |
 You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter? |
48
posted on
06/12/2009 7:23:45 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: Lucky9teen
49
posted on
06/12/2009 7:30:28 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: GlennBeck08
50
posted on
06/12/2009 7:30:38 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
To: nuke rocketeer
| You Are Not Destined to Rule the World |
 You are destined for something else...
Like inventing a new type of cupcake.
You just don't have the stomach for brutality.
But watch out - because many people do! |
51
posted on
06/12/2009 7:31:37 AM PDT
by
girlscout
(Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
To: Lucky9teen
"We're ready for OFST!"
52
posted on
06/12/2009 7:33:48 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE speech.)
To: nuke rocketeer
53
posted on
06/12/2009 7:36:18 AM PDT
by
girlscout
(Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
To: Lucky9teen
VIRUS ALERT :DO NOT open any email with " CONTAINS NAKED PICTURES OF SARA PALIN" in the subject line, it may contain a virus
DO NOT open any email with " CONTAINS NAKED PICTURES OF NANCY POLOSI" in the subject line,it may contain ACTUAL NAKED PICTURES OF NANCY PELOSI
54
posted on
06/12/2009 7:37:15 AM PDT
by
Robe
(Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
To: Lucky9teen
There once was a young boy named Barry
whose Papa was drunken and scary.
His mom married twice
so she put him on ice.
Poor Grandma — ‘twas all she could carry.
To: Izzy Dunne
That’s Dave Letterman isn’t it!
To: paulycy
To: Yorlik803
My Obama like prediction:
Cancel the game and make it a two state Stanley Cup.
Sounds like global warming still hasn’t hit Seattle yet. I feel for you, the UP of Michigan must also have a lot of ozone over it, or the sun’s warmth is being absorbed by big dumb liberal mouths sucking in all the hot air.
To: workerbee
The human brain is complicated, the liberal “brain”... I don’t think so. That chart sums it up nicely.
To: GlennBeck08
Cancel the game and make it a two state Stanley Cup. Perfect idea... that way no ones feelings are hurt and the two teams can share the Stanley Cup!
60
posted on
06/12/2009 8:02:16 AM PDT
by
Mind Freed
("Every man has the right to be a fool 5 minutes a day. Wisdom is not exceeding the limit.")
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