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To: Jeliota

An excerpt requirement for email jokes? That is ridiculous. The joke might have been funny, but I’m not going to click out to another site just to find out.


9 posted on 06/09/2009 9:04:09 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember

It was funny.


10 posted on 06/09/2009 9:10:38 PM PDT by Jemian (PAM of JT ~~ PAY GO: You pay and the Congress goes right on spending.)
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To: VRWCmember
Well, I just thought people might like looking around a bit. There are a lot of jokes there.

Here's another one on an anus related topic:

There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn’t eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, “Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your anus without changing the expression on your face.”
So the guy shoves the first apple up his anus and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, “Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your anus without changing the expression on your face.”
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8… then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, “Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!” Then the second guy says, “I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!”

15 posted on 06/09/2009 11:09:30 PM PDT by Jeliota
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To: VRWCmember
I’m not going to click out to another site just to find out.

Were you stamping your feet as you typed that? LOL!

23 posted on 06/10/2009 6:09:24 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun in an Indy car....)
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