I'm a Christian/Libertarian who votes Republican. I've been blessed with a strange and wonderful combination of physical beauty and genius. Oddly attractive and exuding a pungeant, pheromone-type odor, I often find myself fighting off hordes of horny women. I can frequently be found lecturing on secret love-making techniques and making millions off of buying and trading interstellar real estate. Educated as an astro-biologist, I am currently awaiting the discovery of extra-terrestrial life before applying for a job. Hopefully that will be soon because my liberal entitlements will expire in another 10 years. Also, I have beautiful feet, everyone says so, particularly the left one. Anyone liking an autographed photo of my left foot may contact me via email. That's a free service.