Jessica Alba Photographed Defacing Public Property: Defaced United Way Billboard During Rampage

Assocaited Content ^ | June 09, 2009 | Ryan DeVault

[lewisglad]

Jessica Alba is now under criminal investigation after photographs hit the internet showing her defacing public property in Oklahoma. The worst part of it though, is that Jessica Alba ruined a United Way billboard, and is pictured celebrating in front of it

Jessica Alba Photographed Defacing Public Property in Oklahoma like she has just won the Super Bowl. What she probably intended to be a way to promote saving the Sharks has turned into a publicity nightmare for the actress, who allowed photographs to be taken of the event, which were subsequently released to the internet.

It seems that the intent behind Jessica Alba's actions were that she wanted to help get the word out about the plight of Great White Sharks. So, Jessica Alba, probably with a number of friends, decided to take it upon herself to go on a stealth mission while in the state of Oklahoma filming a movie. It all went down in Oklahoma City, where she rallied with what appears to be several pictures of Great White Sharks and a supply kit of glue.

In the pictures that have appeared online, Alba is seen putting posters of the sharks on electrical boxes, on a bridge, and in the worst offense of all, on a billboard for United Way that was asking for donations in Oklahoma City. In information that TMZ had obtained, it was stated that the billboard had been donated to the non-profit organization as a way to help them out, but in order to replace it, that money is going to have to come out of the pockets of the organization, and ultimately the kids that United Way is trying to support through donations. A pretty sleazy action indeed by Alba; trying to promote one's agenda by taking advantage of the less fortunate.

[xarmydog]

I believe,if memory serves me right,shut off funding for the Boy Scouts for disallowing homosexual leaders?

[lewisglad]

lol! great one...its like shooting fish in a barrel

[humblegunner]

hung jury perhaps?

They probably found her to be a juvenile.

Folks who fail to capitalize often are.

[lewisglad]

Jessica is a wise half- latina woman, she can do no wrong! :)

[Filo]

Jessica is a wise half- latina woman, she can do no wrong! :)

She is the single hottest human on the planet.

On a 10 scale she's a 94,122,456,992,326.

[RoadKingSE]

It all went down in Oklahoma City

Did somebody say Oklahoma?

[Erasmus]

Here she is at an unknown date attempting to communicate with the Great White Shark.

Which in all probability she has just jumped.

[AFreeBird]

I'm leaning towards not guilty.

[DuncanWaring]

And then there’s Helen Thomas.

[Justaham]

LewisGlad is our official tabloid poster!

[ETL]

>like shooting fish in a barrel

I suppose that’s easier than shooting a barrel(O2 tank) in a fish:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjb6hwOOb7k&NR=1

[Nachoman]

Don’t laugh. Great Whites are critically important to maintaining the proper ecological balance of surfers and divers.

[ETL]

oopsie ! is that a ‘taco-bell’ bubble i see rising behind her?

LOL! I just realized what you meant!

[mad_as_he$$]

I kept her to busy.

[mad_as_he$$]

Ditto, United Way should be charged with RICO.

[Moonman62]

I was just upset over the lack of pictures. Excuse me. ;-)

[Sarajevo]

Apparently a mindless bimbo whose sole claim to fame is an inability to keep her clothes on when a photographer is present.

There's something about a girl who will turn invisible and take her clothes off.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Two years ago, maybe. Since then, she has given numerous examples that she’s foul-mouthed, negative, lacking in intelligence, perpetually annoyed and beyotchy. She’s a has-been, imo.