Posted on 06/09/2009 4:41:33 PM PDT by lewisglad
Jessica Alba is now under criminal investigation after photographs hit the internet showing her defacing public property in Oklahoma. The worst part of it though, is that Jessica Alba ruined a United Way billboard, and is pictured celebrating in front of it
Jessica Alba Photographed Defacing Public Property in Oklahoma like she has just won the Super Bowl. What she probably intended to be a way to promote saving the Sharks has turned into a publicity nightmare for the actress, who allowed photographs to be taken of the event, which were subsequently released to the internet.
It seems that the intent behind Jessica Alba's actions were that she wanted to help get the word out about the plight of Great White Sharks. So, Jessica Alba, probably with a number of friends, decided to take it upon herself to go on a stealth mission while in the state of Oklahoma filming a movie. It all went down in Oklahoma City, where she rallied with what appears to be several pictures of Great White Sharks and a supply kit of glue.
In the pictures that have appeared online, Alba is seen putting posters of the sharks on electrical boxes, on a bridge, and in the worst offense of all, on a billboard for United Way that was asking for donations in Oklahoma City. In information that TMZ had obtained, it was stated that the billboard had been donated to the non-profit organization as a way to help them out, but in order to replace it, that money is going to have to come out of the pockets of the organization, and ultimately the kids that United Way is trying to support through donations. A pretty sleazy action indeed by Alba; trying to promote one's agenda by taking advantage of the less fortunate.
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Who is Jessica Alba?
Apparently a mindless bimbo whose sole claim to fame is an inability to keep her clothes on when a photographer is present.
Except for the current controversy.
In this one, she is displaying her incredible mind, only.
Who the knows?
Who the hell cares?
Well, I will cry no tears for the United Way, which is a scam if there ever was one.
Jessica Alba was the liberal clown that said the U.S. should stay "neutral like Sweden"
She's also the democrat who at one point said she didn't like being referred to as Hispanic because she considers herself American. Since she was apparently not obsessed with identity politics, people assumed she might potentially be conservative. And that made it a "big deal" when she proclaimed her obsessive love for all things Obama.
She's not widely known for her intelligence.
One’s fondness for large predators varies proportionally with distance.
Thank you and PressurePoint for the info. I still have never heard of her. Nor seen a pic of her clothed or not prior to todays postings. :)
Because, heaven knows, the slaughter of Great White Sharks is a huge problem in Oklahoma City.
She’s a looker, no doubt.
Aside from that, she’s nothing more than high priced Latina street trash.
hugh AND series! :)
(inside joke)
Jessica Alba issues statement that the OK City Police are picking on her because she is Hispanic in 5... 4... 3... 2...
I think I need to take a shower!
1/r^2?
oopsie ! is that a ‘taco-bell’ bubble i see rising behind her?
I am going scuba diving in the Outer Banks soon.
Just dusted off my poke stick. The ammunition that it uses can blow a significant hole in a great white or any dangerous big shark.
Never had to use it, but I definitely know how. Did show the tip of it to some pirates in the Bahamas. The tip of it looks like the tip of a high powered rifle. But I give the real credit to the Captain who was pointing a long-barreled shotgun directly at the “pirates”. They left the area pretty quickly.
Do you think she has some friends who would like to scuba dive with me and try to take away my poke stick underwater?
LOL, the only thing she did right was defacing a scumbag United Way billboard.
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