The Great Bikini Debate Rages: Stripes, or Polka Dots?

Foxnews ^ | 6/5/2009 | Staff

[Red in Blue PA]

Few things divide this nation more than the vexing swimwear question: stripes or polka dots?

Purveyors of polka-dots invariably point to the fact that an entire song was written about their spotted pattern, and often proceed to sing the 1960 novelty hit's signature verse:

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today...

Friends, patriots, countrymen... can't we all just get along?

[bdeaner]

[Joe 6-pack]

"Ginger vs. Mary Ann?"

Wilma vs. Betty

[Paladin2]

Oh man, now I have to make another choice?

I'd never considered that one before, though one would also have to pick Alice vs. Trixie simultaneously.

[ken5050]

I remember years ago..in Rio..the 3 piece bathing suit..three little flower shaped pieces..they sort of “stuck on” in the right places..

[blam]

Polka dots.

[SoothingDave]

“Oh, I’d go with Betty, but I’d be thinking about Wilma.”

[wtc911]

I predict a hung jury.

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Why yes, I am voting....

[numberonepal]

Dayum! So hot. Want to touch the hiney.

[b4its2late]

I hope you know her intimately.

[dfwgator]

I'll take Ann Margrock.

[b4its2late]

[Paladin2]

snakes Polka dots

[savedbygrace]

Not Guilty, on the basis of lack of evidence.

[wtc911]

Not Guilty, on the basis of lack of evidence.

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Let's see....where did I put those pictures....

[Doomonyou]

Did you say Bacon?

[the invisib1e hand]

bury me wrapped in the Stars and Stripes.

[ICU812]

Wow. When did FR become the PG-13 4chan?

[gathersnomoss]

Wha....Who needs curtains when you are in your 20’s?

[gathersnomoss]

Fun with bacon...

[Young Werther]

I saw her yesterday and asked her to hose me down!