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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... June, 2009
May 31, 2009
| JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie
Posted on 05/31/2009 11:15:06 PM PDT by JustAmy
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To: DollyCali; Lady Jag; Billie; MozartLover; yorkie; MEG33; JustAmy; Kitty Mittens; LUV W; All
DUCKS IN HEAVEN!!!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to? spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says,
'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
181
posted on
06/02/2009 6:59:09 PM PDT
by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
To: MozartLover
Yeah, just my luck! Got all the dishes finished, watered all the flowers, filled up bird feeders and bird baths, made hummingbird mixture and then you sent me a Knight! I just say to him, “Night Knight”. LOL!
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posted on
06/02/2009 7:03:28 PM PDT
by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
To: DollyCali
That was fun. I think I’ve seen all but about 1/2 a dozen of those movies.
183
posted on
06/02/2009 7:08:17 PM PDT
by
MozartLover
(Proud mom of a deployed Wisconsin National Guardsman.)
To: MozartLover
Butterfly Wishes!
184
posted on
06/02/2009 7:17:12 PM PDT
by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
To: MEG33; jaycee; gardengirl; yorkie; Billie; Kitty Mittens; GodBlessUSA; DollyCali; Lady Jag; ...
Is it cocktail hour yet?
Happy Blue Tuesday, Everyone.
185
posted on
06/02/2009 7:22:16 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: jaycee
186
posted on
06/02/2009 7:23:34 PM PDT
by
MozartLover
(Proud mom of a deployed Wisconsin National Guardsman.)
To: DollyCali
I went through every one of those...love’em! I’ve seen a lot of those movies, too, Dolly. I am gonna keep that list, thank you!
187
posted on
06/02/2009 7:27:56 PM PDT
by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
To: JustAmy
Can we play Blue again tomorrow?
188
posted on
06/02/2009 7:29:16 PM PDT
by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
To: JustAmy
Oh, I want one of those pretty please!
189
posted on
06/02/2009 7:29:46 PM PDT
by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
To: JustAmy
That looks SO refreshing!
190
posted on
06/02/2009 7:33:23 PM PDT
by
luvie
(Zero is dumb as a rock (dangerously so))
To: jaycee
Sure, we can play Blue again, even if I don't have a blue opener. :)
Maybe we can play Green this Thursday.
Graphic by Google
191
posted on
06/02/2009 7:39:28 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: JustAmy
We could have a “colorful week”. Blue, green, orange, yellow, red, black, white; we could just play forever!
192
posted on
06/02/2009 7:49:40 PM PDT
by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
To: jaycee
193
posted on
06/02/2009 8:01:16 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: JustAmy; Billie; All; FRiends; jaycee; MEG33; yorkie; MozartLover; DollyCali; Lady Jag
Goodnight to All FRiends, and God Bless.
194
posted on
06/02/2009 8:53:09 PM PDT
by
Kitty Mittens
(To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
To: Kitty Mittens
Good night, Kitty Mittens.
Have a restful night.
Pleasant dreams.
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posted on
06/02/2009 8:59:58 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: Kitty Mittens; All
196
posted on
06/02/2009 9:03:14 PM PDT
by
MozartLover
(Proud mom of a deployed Wisconsin National Guardsman.)
To: JustAmy; Mama_Bear; Billie; jaycee; MEG33; Lady Jag; All
Here ya go, Amy!
I made this one special
Just for YOU!
And, don't tell anyone - but I have a pitcher of these
In the freezer - with your name on it
And many will want you to 'share'.
Just tell them
Yorkie will make them their own pitcher full!
They just gotta learn how to beg proper!
197
posted on
06/02/2009 9:07:53 PM PDT
by
yorkie
To: JustAmy; MozartLover
Thank you!
(((((Hugs)))))
198
posted on
06/02/2009 9:14:02 PM PDT
by
Kitty Mittens
(To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
To: Kitty Mittens; JustAmy; Billie; All; FRiends; jaycee; MEG33; yorkie; MozartLover; DollyCali
199
posted on
06/02/2009 9:17:55 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Communism + Hezbollah + Al Qaeda + Obama + StoneAge = CHAOS)
To: Lady Jag
200
posted on
06/02/2009 9:18:25 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Communism + Hezbollah + Al Qaeda + Obama + StoneAge = CHAOS)
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